In Regards Of The Trump Government Scraping All Trans Inclusion In Its Queer Information Portion Of Its

Sirius: Professor, I really don’t see the point in getting upset over spilled milk.

McGonagall: Why would I be upset? The Slytherin dormitory will be unusable for the next fortnight and one of my students orchestrated it.

Sirius: Actually it was two. Remus was there as well.

Remus: Why would you say that?

Sirius: I just thought it would help cushion the blow if we distribute the blame.

Remus: Cushion who?

Sirius: Me mostly.

Reblog if you are LGBT+ and don’t feel any hatred towards ally straight people. Reblog if you are straight and don’t feel threatened by LGBT+

but but but what if they say they are an ally and aren’t really accepting?

Sirius: You know you're not my mum, right?

McGonagall: You stop acting like my child, I'll stop acting like your mother.

McGonagall: Just who do you three think you are?

Hermione: I'm Gorgeous.

Ron: I'm Drop

Harry: And I'm Dead.

Ron: Together we make the ultimate trio!

Hermione: But separate we-

Harry: I'm still dead, Ron has dropped to the floor crying, and Hermione is still a gorgeous.

McGonagall: ...Dismissed?

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

The Colorado Sun

Health officials sound alert after puppy at Colorado adoption event tests positive for rabies

Colorado health officials are trying to find anyone who attended an adoption event where one of the puppies later tested positive for rabies

SHIT.

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James: Snape, do you know what I like about you?

Snape:

James: Fuck all.

James: I can't stop myself from wanting to kiss her!

Peter: Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.

Remus: Why don’t you just move the M&M's?

Peter: Shut up!

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9 million people fucking love dogs