This Is Just A Random Side Note About Binders Since That Seems To Be Todays Topic; Pls Dont Wear Your

Ron: Can I offer you a carrot reading?

Harry: Uh, don't you mean tarot?

Ron *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them*: No.

Hey you know what sucks is predatory companies that make you enter your email address so that they can harass and advertise to you to access resources you might need to keep track of expenses after a disaster. So, uh, fuck them.

If you need to track the cost of things like hotel stays, pet kenneling, medical care, etc. after a disaster you can use this worksheet.

If you need to create an inventory of your home for an insurance claim (and if you'd like to do this to keep someplace safe before a disaster) you can use this worksheet (two pages, instructions on the first page, worksheet on the second).

And here's a FEMA document with numbers for disaster relief groups and a checklist of documents that you may need to have replaced as well as a description of what to do if you had cash in your home that was destroyed and can possibly be replaced.

Sirius: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!

James: You were flirting with Moony.

Sirius: So what?? He’s my boyfriend.

James: You asked if he was single...

James: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

Sirius: You’re just jealous because I’ve got a big dick.

Remus: Oh? Is that why you act like one?

Hi, my name is Toony/Trickster, a nonbinary, black, disabled, autistic, queer 18 year old and I’m getting kicked out of my house by my abusive, transphobic mother for having a panic attack.

Yesterday my mom and I got into an argument where she slapped me, called the police on me twice (for no reason, and she often does this knowing damn well I’m terrified of the police), punched me and slammed my hand into a door to the point where I couldn’t move it.

Along with this, she called me retarded, mocked me for crying after she hurt me and said “she can’t handle me being trans due to the mental illness aspect.” During the instance where she slammed my hand into the door, the beginning of the frame began to crack and the door can’t shut correctly.

I don’t know how long I have here and I need to find a place to live, prefably in the Western Massachusetts area near Springfield so I can get to school and work.

If you think you can help me, or provide anything in this situation, my inbox is open. My CashApp is $tuxedosam , and any amount of money will go towards an apartment or transportation to work or school.

Please reblog and spread this as much as you can, I need to get out of here.

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

James: You're my priority now.

Lily: [smiles]

Sirius: [poking his head in the room] James? I need to talk.

James: BRB. Sirius is a priority.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

James: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.

Severus: That's funny cause I hate you, all the damn time.

Harry: How would you like your coffee?

Ron: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Harry: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.