Kades-stuff - My Bullshittery

I recently discovered laundry stripping and y’all, no matter how much of a crock of shit you think fast fashion is, you’re underestimating.

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

OMG i want to see this happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

Sirius: James, have you seen Lily?

James: I'm not seeing Lily!

Sirius: ...What?

James: What?

McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?

Oliver Wood: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Fred and George-

McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.

James: ‘What happens when you put a werewolf on the moon?’ is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Remus: I’d explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.

Sirius: We never said we’d send you up without a suit, you absolute monster.

Lily: You're drunk!

Sirius: [slurring] That's a dirty lie. And I intend to press charges. The minute I'm sober.

I'd like some of that please

Honestly shout out to people with anxiety and panic disorders, y'all don’t get enough recognition for your hard work. Pushing through your body’s instinct to fight/flee/freeze at the slightest worry is a whole new level of strength. You’re battling almost everyday against a fast-acting animalistic response that humans have been experiencing since the dawn of time, a response that is literally designed to take full control of your actions away from you. That takes so much courage and perseverance. You’re strong as fuck.

Percy: Thanks Nico. You’re the best.

Nico: No problem. Anytime.

*Percy and Nico hug*

Aphrodite and Jason [watching from afar, behind a bush with binoculars]: Now……kisss