Goddamn Gender Inflation, Can’t Have Shit These Days

Lily: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke?

Sirius: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.

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Guys I get Stephanie Brown. I must admit I don’t know much about her personality, but this is making me want to because damn. DAMN.

James Potter: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Lily Evans: Since when do you ask for permission?

Ron: Can we stop at McDonald’s?

Mrs. Weasley: Ronald, I’m making dinner at home.

Ron: [crying] I hate this fucking family.

McGonagall: Just who do you three think you are?

Hermione: I'm Gorgeous.

Ron: I'm Drop

Harry: And I'm Dead.

Ron: Together we make the ultimate trio!

Hermione: But separate we-

Harry: I'm still dead, Ron has dropped to the floor crying, and Hermione is still a gorgeous.

McGonagall: ...Dismissed?

James: You packed condoms?

Sirius: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the earth.

James: And condoms are the way to do that?

Harry: [kicks the door open with a panicked look]

Ginny: What did you do?!

Harry: Nobody died!

Ginny: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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