Kades-stuff - My Bullshittery

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McGonagall: I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Umbridge: Calling me the devil? How original.

McGonagall: Actually, I was calling you a goat, you goat.

Hi, my name is Toony/Trickster, a nonbinary, black, disabled, autistic, queer 18 year old and I’m getting kicked out of my house by my abusive, transphobic mother for having a panic attack.

Yesterday my mom and I got into an argument where she slapped me, called the police on me twice (for no reason, and she often does this knowing damn well I’m terrified of the police), punched me and slammed my hand into a door to the point where I couldn’t move it.

Along with this, she called me retarded, mocked me for crying after she hurt me and said “she can’t handle me being trans due to the mental illness aspect.” During the instance where she slammed my hand into the door, the beginning of the frame began to crack and the door can’t shut correctly.

I don’t know how long I have here and I need to find a place to live, prefably in the Western Massachusetts area near Springfield so I can get to school and work.

If you think you can help me, or provide anything in this situation, my inbox is open. My CashApp is $tuxedosam , and any amount of money will go towards an apartment or transportation to work or school.

Please reblog and spread this as much as you can, I need to get out of here.

If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.

Ron: It's so bloody dark in here, good thing we have our wands.

Harry: Wait I have an idea.

*walks over to Hermione*

Hermione: Harry what are you doing?

*Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*

Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.

Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!

Harry: What?! I thought if I shook you up you would start glowing.

Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!

Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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