He's Very Excited About His First Night As A Jack O Lantern

Sirius: Nice hands, Moony.

Remus: Uh...thank you?

Sirius: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

James: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?

Oliver Wood: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Fred and George-

McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

Percy: Thanks Nico. You’re the best.

Nico: No problem. Anytime.

*Percy and Nico hug*

Aphrodite and Jason [watching from afar, behind a bush with binoculars]: Now……kisss

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Luna: What about Hermione? Does she ever sleep?

Ron: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

I imagine that's true

so true

Hermione: Draco, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Draco: No, I don't.

Hermione: [holding up cherries] What are these?

Draco: Tiny apples.

Hermione: [points to pumpkins] And what are those?

Draco: Halloween apples.