haha he’s so sleepy so tired so stupid :3
Chibi Murder Chicken
Sadly lost this lil guy to the harsh world xD
AOT cooked so fucking hard when it came to platonic m/f. Isayama consistently gave some of the most fire character dynamics to m/f friendship and I love that. Take Reiner and Ymir for example:
Reiner and Bertholdt about to start the battle of their lives but still swearing to save Historia, not even just for military reasons, but for the sake of Ymir???
Reiner literally about to die but using his last breath just to make sure Ymir's love letter is delivered to Historia. Name a better wingman.
Ymir coming back in the finale to serve cunt one final time and save Reiner. I love this friendship so much.
The pro-choice worldview is inherently opposed to human rights. If you have to be something in addition to human (ie, conscious, of a certain age, able-bodied, wanted) to have rights, you do not have human rights. You have rights in accordance with certain accidents about yourself, which are all completely arbitrary.
Either all humans are people or humans do not inherently deserve rights.
I'm going to die soon, but I'll die without regrets. Or that's what I'd like to say.
did anyone else during their first watch of aot just automatically assume that reiner and bertholdt were a pre-established couple because of how they were literally always together or was that just me
sketches i may or may not finish🫡
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
random aot headcanons that are far from canon
- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent
- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out
- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help
- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit
- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her
- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking
- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since
- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite
- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less
- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond
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“it’s not safe here anymore- we need to leave. Now!”
Reiner could feel the hairs on the back of his neck standing up as the thick fog slowly rolled towards him “come on Jean!” He commanded his friend. They really, really needed to leave. Everyone knew that with the fog came the creatures. He could already head the screeches in the distance as he reached out, prompting Jean to take his hand and let him help him up. Still Jean refused, arms crossed tightly in front of his chest as he balanced on the ledge.
“For fuck’s sake! What’s keeping you?!” Reiner hollered “they’re coming!” His heart was hammering in his chest now, icy chills racing down his spine with each distant screech. He could see the fear in Jean’s eyes as they met his across the small cliff.
Come on, come on, come on!!! Rushed through his head with every beat of his frantic heart. Then Jean lifted one of his arms and Reiner froze. He stared at his friend with both awe and red, furious anger painted on his face as the most petite little white lamb peered at him from Jean’s hold.
“I’m not leaving him!” Jean said, his firm tone failing miserably to hide the primal fear that was slowly overtaking his system. Of course, Reiner thought. Of course the only thing Jean would gamble his own safety for was another life. Even a life as miniscule as a tiny lamb.
The screeches came closer, now accompanied by the leathery sound of flapping wings. They needed to go. Now. Steping close to the edge he opened his arms, gaze nervously scanning the slopes for dangers before he shouted “jump!”
And Jean did. He slammed into Reiner’s body with a loud umph and knocked him to the ground. Reiner cursed as his shoulder slammed into the rocky path, but did his best to shield the two souls in his arms from the impact.
Jean rolled off him, quickly checking in on the tiny lamb while Reiner scrambled to his feet and then allowed the other man to yank him to his feet just as the fog rolled over them. The visibility reduced to zero almost instantly while the screeches and flapping grew eerily close by the second. Reiner barely suppressed his panic as he pushed Jean along roughly, his brain single mindedly focusing on getting them the hell out of there. Finally jean was running and Reiner kicked up the dirt behind him to follow along. To their right a tormented scream rang through the fog as the creatures took down a lonely soul on the mountain. The unholy sounds only spurred them on as they rushed down as fast as their legs could carry them.
After what felt like an eternity, a smidge of light finally pierced the solid grey in front of them. Their mad dash became even more frantic and Reiner all but shoved Jean and the little lamb into the sun as they reached the valey of safety. Just as his fingers slipped off Jean’s jacket and sent him stumbling into the light, thick, sharp talons dug into his shoulders, knocking him to the ground. He screamed as the terror and pain shot through him. His hands shot up anf in a rush of adrenaline gripped the legs of the creature and flung it into the ground with a nauseating sound of bones crushing. It went limp and he stared at it as the fog slowly rolled back, revealing a eagle sized creature with long talons, leathery bat wings and the head of a goat, horns and everything, but with abnormal, long fangs protruding from the upper lip. He shuddered as the fog let go of him, letting light shine on his blood soaked coat.
“Fuck! Reiner are you okay?!” Jean rushed over, still clutching the stupid lamb thag nearly had cost them their life.
“Yeah, it’s just a scratch…” he trailed off and they both stared down at the creature. Neither of them had ever seen one up close before and so they were awestruk. Their awe quickly turned into concern as the shift settled in. Ever so slowly, the creature morphed into a white woolen animal. The wings folded in on themselves, elongated into normal front legs and the talons retracted, making room for regular hooves.
Jean gasped as the shape finally settled and a normal sheep lay before them.
He reached out to cover the eyes of the lamb. It was silly, he knew. But it still felt like the right thing to do.
“Well… fuck me…” Reiner nudged the dead sheep with his boot. Then he looked at Jean “you better name thst critter since it nearly got me killed.” He said, nodding to the lamb.
Jean stared at him for a brief second before bursting into laughter, the stress of the flight finally letting up.
They named the lamb Bert.
was it casual when reiner only turned over to save his life after bertholdt asked him to
was it casual when after bert died reiner literally almost pulled the tigger
HE GOT SO CLOSE
was it casual when all growing up bert was the only one who talked to reiner outside of training
was it casual when in the scouts they were the only ones who actually knew eachother fully
for years
was it casual when the last name bertholdt uttered was reiner's
was it casual when dont take this the wrong way but i didn't think you were all that in to girls
it wasn't.
nothing is casual with them.