Gonna Become Real Annoying Abt Aot For A Bit Sorry 💔💔

Weirdly Specific Green Flags of AOT Characters

you guys were kinda weird about my red flag post but you also liked it so idfk 😭 please no weird comments on this one <3

Eren: Always remembers the oddly specific details you mentioned once, like your favorite snack or a childhood memory.

Mikasa: Carries extra hair ties, band-aids, and snacks just in case someone else needs them.

Armin: Will help you move, build furniture, or study, and somehow make it fun and stress-free.

Jean: Walks/takes you home, no matter how “out of the way” it is.

Connie: Can cheer you up instantly with the perfect meme for every mood.

Sasha: Always shares her food, no questions asked

Erwin: Always holds the door open for others, even if they're awkwardly far away.

Levi: Notices when you're overwhelmed and quietly takes care of things without making a big deal about it.

Hange: Gets genuinely excited about your passions, no matter how niche or random (will watch movies, tv shows, read books, etc. to understand these interests).

Annie: Notices when you're uncomfortable in social situations and effortlessly helps you slip away without drawing attention.

Bertholdt: Gives the warmest, most comforting hugs; you didn’t expect it, but now you need more.

Reiner: Always offers to carry heavy things without making it seem like a big deal.

Historia: Compliments strangers in a way that feels completely genuine and makes their day.

Ymir: Defends you in every situation, even if it’s just you losing a dumb game.

who else does he look at with this face

Reffering to bertholdt as a 'God of Destruction' is my favorite thing ever when you consider he looks like he'd be on the student council

Hi! 3 J 𓃰 for build-a-fic 💜

Ohh! Let’s see what I can do with that! Don’t ask me about the 🐑

“it’s not safe here anymore- we need to leave. Now!”

Reiner could feel the hairs on the back of his neck standing up as the thick fog slowly rolled towards him “come on Jean!” He commanded his friend. They really, really needed to leave. Everyone knew that with the fog came the creatures. He could already head the screeches in the distance as he reached out, prompting Jean to take his hand and let him help him up. Still Jean refused, arms crossed tightly in front of his chest as he balanced on the ledge.

“For fuck’s sake! What’s keeping you?!” Reiner hollered “they’re coming!” His heart was hammering in his chest now, icy chills racing down his spine with each distant screech. He could see the fear in Jean’s eyes as they met his across the small cliff.

Come on, come on, come on!!! Rushed through his head with every beat of his frantic heart. Then Jean lifted one of his arms and Reiner froze. He stared at his friend with both awe and red, furious anger painted on his face as the most petite little white lamb peered at him from Jean’s hold.

“I’m not leaving him!” Jean said, his firm tone failing miserably to hide the primal fear that was slowly overtaking his system. Of course, Reiner thought. Of course the only thing Jean would gamble his own safety for was another life. Even a life as miniscule as a tiny lamb.

The screeches came closer, now accompanied by the leathery sound of flapping wings. They needed to go. Now. Steping close to the edge he opened his arms, gaze nervously scanning the slopes for dangers before he shouted “jump!”

And Jean did. He slammed into Reiner’s body with a loud umph and knocked him to the ground. Reiner cursed as his shoulder slammed into the rocky path, but did his best to shield the two souls in his arms from the impact.

Jean rolled off him, quickly checking in on the tiny lamb while Reiner scrambled to his feet and then allowed the other man to yank him to his feet just as the fog rolled over them. The visibility reduced to zero almost instantly while the screeches and flapping grew eerily close by the second. Reiner barely suppressed his panic as he pushed Jean along roughly, his brain single mindedly focusing on getting them the hell out of there. Finally jean was running and Reiner kicked up the dirt behind him to follow along. To their right a tormented scream rang through the fog as the creatures took down a lonely soul on the mountain. The unholy sounds only spurred them on as they rushed down as fast as their legs could carry them.

After what felt like an eternity, a smidge of light finally pierced the solid grey in front of them. Their mad dash became even more frantic and Reiner all but shoved Jean and the little lamb into the sun as they reached the valey of safety. Just as his fingers slipped off Jean’s jacket and sent him stumbling into the light, thick, sharp talons dug into his shoulders, knocking him to the ground. He screamed as the terror and pain shot through him. His hands shot up anf in a rush of adrenaline gripped the legs of the creature and flung it into the ground with a nauseating sound of bones crushing. It went limp and he stared at it as the fog slowly rolled back, revealing a eagle sized creature with long talons, leathery bat wings and the head of a goat, horns and everything, but with abnormal, long fangs protruding from the upper lip. He shuddered as the fog let go of him, letting light shine on his blood soaked coat.

“Fuck! Reiner are you okay?!” Jean rushed over, still clutching the stupid lamb thag nearly had cost them their life.

“Yeah, it’s just a scratch…” he trailed off and they both stared down at the creature. Neither of them had ever seen one up close before and so they were awestruk. Their awe quickly turned into concern as the shift settled in. Ever so slowly, the creature morphed into a white woolen animal. The wings folded in on themselves, elongated into normal front legs and the talons retracted, making room for regular hooves.

Jean gasped as the shape finally settled and a normal sheep lay before them.

He reached out to cover the eyes of the lamb. It was silly, he knew. But it still felt like the right thing to do.

“Well… fuck me…” Reiner nudged the dead sheep with his boot. Then he looked at Jean “you better name thst critter since it nearly got me killed.” He said, nodding to the lamb.

Jean stared at him for a brief second before bursting into laughter, the stress of the flight finally letting up.

They named the lamb Bert.

Tiny Reiner in the My Melody drip

I am hopelessly obsessed with the attack on titan Sanrio collab, Reiner is my favorite + my melody is my fav Sanrio character. It's just perfect.

when I was in Japan I found tiny Reiner a shirt and ita bag! 🥹🩷🩷🩷

Assigning AOT Characters Johnnie Guilbert Songs

Johnnie is like highkey my favorite person right now and his music is so fucking good and yeah... i'll be putting a lyric next to the song to make my point even more solid

Eren: Vampire- "As I take my one last breath, you want me dead so here's your wish, as you lay my body to rest."

Mikasa: Ghost Like You- "On my own again, with the thoughts in my head since you left. I've been singing in the rain."

Armin: Anxiety- "And I'll just be the one who's crying his heart out. And I'll try to sing along to a song that never ends. I know that I am wrong, so goodbye my closest friend."

Jean: Emotional- "Making mistakes, running out of patience, blood drips down the walls."

Sasha: Fake Positivity- "I'll be honest, I don't wanna trust you, don't wanna lose you, but I think I like you."

Connie: All My Friends Are Dead- "All my friends are dead, so we can stop pretending. All my friends are dead, so here's your happy ending."

Levi: Repair- "Everyone close to me is not near, what can I do to repair this? Is there any purpose? Is it too late to say I'm sorry again?"

Erwin: Goodnight- "If I die here, bury me and everything I leave as the fear slowly takes a part of me. I hope you see a different side of me as I leave, as I say goodnight."

Hange: Violent Dream- "I can't trust myself, everything's breaking, everything's taking me to hell. Locked inside a cell, no one's gonna save me, walls are closing in. I'm afraid they're gonna take me."

Annie: Afraid- "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm just scared of what I'll do. It's so crazy, it's so crazy, being a skeleton to you."

Reiner: Doctor- "Calling all the doctors, can you please fix me? I am on a mission, nobody is helping."

Bertholdt: Zombie- "You're getting close now, I'm not myself now, you make me nervous."

Historia: Goodbye- "I won't forget you, nothing is the same. Life keeps going, everything has changed. I won't forget you. If you ran away, wouldn't blame you."

Ymir: Letters- "Dear Juliet, I write to you hoping our love is true. Dear Juliet, won't you say to me, you're my everything and more."

Okay Ik I’ve said this before but I think the influx of Bertholdt/Reibert hate from that one guy who made like 20 accounts had the opposite effect. I’ve been seeing soooo much more Bertholdt and Reibert stuff on my dash as of recent and I’m so happy about it, ty number1Bertholdt_hater!!

Sad AOT Headcanons

there is rhyme or reason to these, I'm just sad and wanted to make myself... more sad... <3

Eren: He still hears his mother’s screams in his nightmares, and no matter how much he accomplishes, it never feels like enough to make up for not being able to save her and he can never block them out.

Mikasa: She sometimes forgets that Eren is gone. She’ll turn to make a comment or expect him to be there, only for reality to hit her like a wave.

Armin: He has long conversations with Eren in his head, debating and arguing as if they were still kids. Sometimes, he wins, and sometimes, Eren's voice just fades away.

Jean: He still draws sometimes, but every face he sketches is of someone he lost.

Connie: Every time he hears someone laugh like Sasha, he turns his head instinctively, only to be crushed by the realization that she’s gone.

Sasha: She sometimes had nightmares of being back in the woods with that little girl she saved, only in the dreams, she fails.

Levi: He refuses to sleep in comfortable beds because they remind him of the ones his comrades never got the chance to rest in.

Erwin: He never allowed himself to have personal happiness because deep down, he believed he didn’t deserve it until he uncovered the truth.

Hange: They sometimes talk to Moblit, as if he’s still standing beside them, because the silence without him is unbearable.

Annie: She used to hum a lullaby to herself in the crystal, a song her father sang to her when she was little, just to keep herself from going insane.

Bertholdt: He always felt like a ghost, like no one really saw him for who he was, and in the end, he truly became one.

Reiner: He keeps a journal where he writes letters to the people he’s lost, apologizing to each one, and suicide notes.

Historia: She still wonders if her mother ever really loved her, or if she was just an inconvenience from the start.

Ymir: In her final moments, she wasn’t afraid of dying—she was afraid that no one would remember she existed.

Bertholdt probably isn't autistic in the original show. Most of the "symptoms" people are reffering to are originated from his trauma or depression. The concept is interesting, but not logical when you consider the other factors of his story and character.

Junior High Bertholdt is 110% autistic though

-Sincerely, An autistic person and an abnormal psychology nerd

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.