I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.
This is about Reiner in fanfiction that aren’t about Reiner. He’s often depicted as a toxic ex or a violent person and I know they’re just fanfiction but in canon when was the last time you saw him harm anyone out right. When Sasha punched him unprovoked he said she was right despite it being unreasonable- he let Eren punch his face with his silly nubs. He’s just a teddybear 😞 I know he’s a fictional soldier but he’s genuinely just a teddybear
EVERYBODY KNOWS ANNIE'S NOT WASTING HER BREATH ON ANYONE EXCEPT ARMIN THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
Girls' a 100 on antisocial skills xD
Source: AoT talk show
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Photographer!Bertholdt x Model!Reiner tho 👀
bartender bert and trumpet player reiner who always talks to him inbetween sets au
GUYS, THE RÉQUIEM TRAILER😭😭😭 I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN😭😭😭
LOOK!! AT!! HIM!! LOOK AT MY FAVORITE BOY!! HE'S SO PRETTY, I'M GONNA CRY😭😭😭 I MISSED YOU SO SO MUCH, MY SWEET THING😭😭😭
As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books
Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.
arurei nation wya
Has the whole thing with the titan-shifters aging faster been confirmed or is that still just a generally-accepted theory? Because it makes a lot of sense.
For example, the most popular evidence of this, is Reiner looking ridiculously old for his age.
Reiner at 17 ⬆️
Reiner at 21 ⬆️
Thats absolutely ridiculous. He looks 26 in the first photo and like 40 in the second. Next piece of evidence being Zeke, of course.
He's around 28 at this point, but looking significantly older.
And I've had people say "well bertholdt still looks 17!" Yeah, his face maybe but let's ignore the fact he is 6"4 and had a fully-developed Adam's apple at TWELVE
Idk i think since there isn't much to go off of with the female warriors, that causes some doubts but I guess I'll see
reibert x sanrio ⭐❤️