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i use tiktok mostly just to post my own edits and see my mutuals stuff now bc im sick of the fandom on there. most of them clearly watched the show with their head up their ass or smth because they’re manage to come up with the most simultaneously hilarious and horrible takes ever.

also because not a single one of them can take bertholdt’s character seriously without rehashing the exact same name jokes i’ve heard since i joined the fandom in 2021. like sure some are funny but it gets so old so quickly, and when you make a post actually going into his character and being a bit more serious the comments are just “poor [some word beginning with b]” like PLEASE SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT!!!

literally had to put in the caption of one of my bert videos “stfu about his name for once” bc i knew the kind of comments i’d receive if i didn’t.

this fandom rather completely forgets his character (who is extremely important to the plot and towards the entire character of reiner but that’s a whole other thing), hates him for what he did even tho they love reiner/annie, or they treat him like a joke and never bother to go past surface level with his character.

he is the most interesting warrior imo because he was the first to openly admit and see that all the fighting was stupid and pointless. that the paradis eldians were no different from him and him killing them wasn’t personal, it was what had to be done to save his father. there’s alot more to him but im worried this will become like 3k words if i dont stop but most of the fandom can’t even comprehend that its actually ridiculous.

people treat him like absolute shit because he died first and he was weak when firstly shut the fuck up?? he was not weak in the slightest and had the most powerful titan ability bar the actual fucking founding titan. like oh my god. and other people say “oh he was too attached to reiner” dog that’s the point. of his character. oh my god.

idk i think im just sick of the fandom treating him like this. he and connie are imo the most overlooked characters in the entire animanga.

and don’t even get me started on how shit both him and connie are treated in official arts and stuff bc. wow

Jean: I feel like you're judging me

Armin: I'm not judging you. I am HEAVILY judging your mother

Headcanon that the Scouts somehow manage to convince Ramen and Burrito to stay with them, and Hange kinda adopts them, because who wouldn't want to adopt titan shifter teenagers? It's a little awkward among the cadets, but hey, a dysfunctional found family doesn't sound so bad for these two, no?

Would never happen but idgaf I want them alive and on therapy

Armin tries to leave a moustache like his dad

who else does he look at with this face

it's actually so shocking how much of "bertholdt hate-blog" there is in this app

LIKE BRO THIS GUY GOT MAXIMUM 50 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME IN A 4 SEASON ANIME AND YOU'RE MAKING A WHOLE ASS ACCOUNT TO HATE ON HIM??? 😭😭😭, and he's not even an actual popular character among the fandom, fucking hell ISAYAMA PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM TOO?? There's literally almost 0 merchandise of him, little to no official art and the fan base for him is literally so little that if i saw a bertholdt edit on my fyp 70% of the comments is my mutuals 😐

why hate on a character that is so easy to ignore and forget about????? JUST LET THE BERTHOLDT FANS GO BRO THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH 🫡

So my friend and I were trying to tell my other friend abt AOT hilariously out of context and poorly explained, but we used code-names for everyone bc names r confusing and here's all of them:

Eren- Emo Kid

Armin- Femboy

Mikasa- Simp

Jean- Horse

Sasha- Potato Girl

Connie- Caillou

Levi- Short King

Hange- Mad Scientist Lady

Erwin- Comander Homo

Reiner- Plot Armor

Annie- Pointy Chin

Bertholdt- The Nuke

Historia- Disney Princess

Ymir- The Lesbian

Zeke- Monke

Porco- Sebastian (don't ask)

Pieck- Genderswap L

Marcel- Kid Who Died at 12 (idk we couldn't think of anything)

guys im so so so sick of searching reiner braun/bertholdt hoover on ao3 and 70% of the results being mainship ereri GUYS WHY IS THIS SUCH A POPULAR SHIP

eren: 15 levi: 31

levi is literally his dad STOPPP