Guys Im So So So Sick Of Searching Reiner Braun/bertholdt Hoover On Ao3 And 70% Of The Results Being

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I am so sick of the news referring to Donald Trump “trolling” other foreign leaders like he’s 12

Disrespecting, the word you mean is disrespecting, the president of the United States enjoys publicly disrespecting other heads of state. He’s not on XBox live saying he had sex with other player’s moms, he’s referring to the prime minister of Canada as Governor and repeatedly commenting on how he wants to conquer the guys land and make him subservient

Stop acting like he’s a little jokester next to other diplomats who are too serious like this is a 2000s romcom, he has said he’s considered taking over Greenland with military force

Aot characters when they’re high headcanons

i was bored last night and wrote this, enjoy

Eren

The guy who’s alwaysss heavy hitting. Has a higher tolerance than most. Usually the one to bring a stash of weed, and with some complaints happy to share. He’s mostly chill but starts plotting and gets urges to do some stupid shit, Mikasa is the one making sure he doesn’t.

Armin

The tweaker… chooses not to smoke a lot because he gets paranoid, whenever he does smoke he prefers a chill place to sit. When’s he’s not paranoid, usually turns into a philosopher while staring at the ceiling.

Mikasa

The type who is chill. Mostly takes edibles and had an extremely high tolerance. Much like Armin, she prefers a chiller place to smoke and makes sure Eren and Armin are alright. Entertains Armins deep convos.

Jean

Low tolerance but pretends not to except it’s so obvious he’s lying. Like Mikasa, usually sticks to edibles because the last time he smoked he coughed too hard and convinced himself he was dying. Has to be around someone or else he will do something dumb and end up in hospital.

Sasha

If weed can go in the meal, it’s going in the meal. The type who has a fridge full of cannabutter and is either knocking up edibles or mountains of food in the best/worst combinations only the baked brain can perceive. red eyes every night.

Connie

constantly hot boxes in his car, mostly with Sasha and Jean, nothinggggg can get the smell out that damn car. Makes fun of Jeans low tolerance despite his being even lower. Mf always laughing at something. Can’t roll for shit and constantly stinks of weed.

Annie

constantly faded but hides it well. Definitely prefers to smoke alone just cuz she finds everyone annoying, however, Armin is an exception. Her tolerance is up there with Mikasa. Surprisingly, a good person to get high with.

Reiner

Actually tweaks tf out. Last time he smoked with Bertholdt, said he seen shadow people, which freaked Bertholdt out. Banned from smoking to much after that incident.

Bertholdt

Doesn’t smoke a lot, neither uses edibles. He says it’s bad for you but secretly scared he tweaks like Reiner.

Ymir

cart warrior. Somehow always has weed on her, even during the most random times. However, she will not share with anyone but Historia. Stingy ass mf.

Historia

Doesn’t smoke a bunch because she’s scared she will get addicted but Ymir was her bad influence and now she smokes more. Gets cotton mouth baddd.

AOT memes pt. 12

what actually happened on that wall

Give them a hug

What gets me about Reiner is that he really could have been a great man. How he acted in the scouts wasn't fake. He is protective, loyal, and strives to earn respect,

Unfortunately, he was raised in a society where protecting people meant becoming a murderer, loyalty was exploited for politics, and respect was earned by chaining yourself to a death sentence

Armin tries to leave a moustache like his dad

Tweeting with AOT

do yall still think I’m funny? Because it seems like you don’t….