I Imagine Annie Doing Dirty Jokes To Armin While Having Conversations. Why? Idk, Ask Hitch, Her Fault,

I imagine Annie doing dirty jokes to Armin while having conversations. Why? Idk, ask hitch, her fault, she influenced Annie in the bad way. Like, let’s imagine he just teases her:

Armin- You know, you’re pretty short

Annie- then put some inches in me

Armin- what-?

Annie- Yours, preferably

Armin- EXCUSE me?

Annie- Nothing

Things similar to this at least

KAPSJAYSIKSLSÆPPAKSUSUWJAÅ

Anoooonnn xD!!!!!

THO YOU'RE RIGHT!!! In the early days of their relationship Armin is set into believing that he's the one with the dirty jokes (because he has suuuuuch a big vocabulary he comes up with filthy words a normal person would never have heard) and it's all well and good because Annie's shyyy and she blushes easilyyy and he enjoys the light slaps she lands on his mouth when he affectionately drops some dirty joke that is so bad it's good xD

UNTIL.

Annie løses her shyness as time passes and becomes comfortable enough to shoot all of those dirty jokes back - with twice the effectiveness. Because girl has a SHORT vocabulary and a brilliant poker face and maaaannnnn she's never enjoyed seeing a man in an apron frying eggs turn crimson in the face after telling him "to put some inches in her"

It's over for him from that point. He can't win. Losing streak. RIP.

(good for her tho 😌)

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2 months ago

Assigning AOT Characters Johnnie Guilbert Songs

Johnnie is like highkey my favorite person right now and his music is so fucking good and yeah... i'll be putting a lyric next to the song to make my point even more solid

Eren: Vampire- "As I take my one last breath, you want me dead so here's your wish, as you lay my body to rest."

Mikasa: Ghost Like You- "On my own again, with the thoughts in my head since you left. I've been singing in the rain."

Armin: Anxiety- "And I'll just be the one who's crying his heart out. And I'll try to sing along to a song that never ends. I know that I am wrong, so goodbye my closest friend."

Jean: Emotional- "Making mistakes, running out of patience, blood drips down the walls."

Sasha: Fake Positivity- "I'll be honest, I don't wanna trust you, don't wanna lose you, but I think I like you."

Connie: All My Friends Are Dead- "All my friends are dead, so we can stop pretending. All my friends are dead, so here's your happy ending."

Levi: Repair- "Everyone close to me is not near, what can I do to repair this? Is there any purpose? Is it too late to say I'm sorry again?"

Erwin: Goodnight- "If I die here, bury me and everything I leave as the fear slowly takes a part of me. I hope you see a different side of me as I leave, as I say goodnight."

Hange: Violent Dream- "I can't trust myself, everything's breaking, everything's taking me to hell. Locked inside a cell, no one's gonna save me, walls are closing in. I'm afraid they're gonna take me."

Annie: Afraid- "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm just scared of what I'll do. It's so crazy, it's so crazy, being a skeleton to you."

Reiner: Doctor- "Calling all the doctors, can you please fix me? I am on a mission, nobody is helping."

Bertholdt: Zombie- "You're getting close now, I'm not myself now, you make me nervous."

Historia: Goodbye- "I won't forget you, nothing is the same. Life keeps going, everything has changed. I won't forget you. If you ran away, wouldn't blame you."

Ymir: Letters- "Dear Juliet, I write to you hoping our love is true. Dear Juliet, won't you say to me, you're my everything and more."

3 months ago
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2 months ago
All Shits And Giggles With This Mf

all shits and giggles with this mf

2 months ago
kaeyh
1 month ago

So I recently got stuck in an elevator (as one does on occasion) and my first thought while waiting for the fire department was how FUNNY it would be to hear Reiner/Jean bickering over “who broke the elevator” and which one of them gets claustrophobic and starts panicking versus which one has to calm the other down. Thoughts?

maaaaate that is madness!!! first of all, i'm glad you're still here with us in this mortal coil. that sounds legitimately terrifying, even if it was only for a few minutes!! how long were you stuck for?

this is one of the only scenarios where the "forced proximity" trope would NOT work on me - i don't care who's sexy ass i'm stuck in there with, i will be having a full blown ugly crying panic attack.

that being said... i remember reading a ✨️truly scrumptious✨️ jean fic with this exact scenario - i'll go dig it out on Ao3, but you might already know the one?

jean is panicking for sure. he didn't realise he was claustrophobic, and he just found out in the worst way possible!! at first he'd probably freak out and try not to show it. he's the 'this is fine' dog meme, meanwhile his whole life is flashing before his eyes. bro is pacing.

reiner is trying to be the voice of reason but everything he's saying is making it ten times worse 😭😭

"just stay calm." "i AM calm reiner!" "we've pressed the alarm, the guy said they're working on it." "but he didn't say how long it would take - what if we're in here all night? what if one of us needs to piss, or... oh GOD" "we're only 3 floors up... that might not be lethal?" "jesus christ do you hear yourself?? do you hear what you're saying right now? are you some kind of elevator expert all of a sudden?" "maybe, uhh... maybe we can try to pry the doors open?" "DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

i also think the only reason reiner isn't panicking himself is because he needs to be calm for jean's sake!! he's a brave boi and goes into Leader Mode when he feels compelled to keep it together for another person, but if he was on his own in there he'd be like:

So I Recently Got Stuck In An Elevator (as One Does On Occasion) And My First Thought While Waiting For

hehehe thank you for this my dear, i love yapping about reijean <3

counter question - how are jean and pieck coping with this?

xoxo

2 months ago
kaeyh
2 months ago
kaeyh
2 months ago

i use tiktok mostly just to post my own edits and see my mutuals stuff now bc im sick of the fandom on there. most of them clearly watched the show with their head up their ass or smth because they’re manage to come up with the most simultaneously hilarious and horrible takes ever.

also because not a single one of them can take bertholdt’s character seriously without rehashing the exact same name jokes i’ve heard since i joined the fandom in 2021. like sure some are funny but it gets so old so quickly, and when you make a post actually going into his character and being a bit more serious the comments are just “poor [some word beginning with b]” like PLEASE SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT!!!

literally had to put in the caption of one of my bert videos “stfu about his name for once” bc i knew the kind of comments i’d receive if i didn’t.

this fandom rather completely forgets his character (who is extremely important to the plot and towards the entire character of reiner but that’s a whole other thing), hates him for what he did even tho they love reiner/annie, or they treat him like a joke and never bother to go past surface level with his character.

he is the most interesting warrior imo because he was the first to openly admit and see that all the fighting was stupid and pointless. that the paradis eldians were no different from him and him killing them wasn’t personal, it was what had to be done to save his father. there’s alot more to him but im worried this will become like 3k words if i dont stop but most of the fandom can’t even comprehend that its actually ridiculous.

people treat him like absolute shit because he died first and he was weak when firstly shut the fuck up?? he was not weak in the slightest and had the most powerful titan ability bar the actual fucking founding titan. like oh my god. and other people say “oh he was too attached to reiner” dog that’s the point. of his character. oh my god.

idk i think im just sick of the fandom treating him like this. he and connie are imo the most overlooked characters in the entire animanga.

and don’t even get me started on how shit both him and connie are treated in official arts and stuff bc. wow

2 months ago

Hello!!!! Tonight I bring you this fanart that I've been working on since january 2024, skipping months and all but still, it took me a looooot of time to get here and I still think it's not finished yet, but I'm happy for the time being with how it turned out 😊

Wish you all like it, even if it's obvious it's not a great piece, I know there's a lot I have to fix and practice, but I'll get there someday🫶

I've titled it "The Angel of Liberio" and it's inspired by 'Take me back to Eden' by Sleep Token, my fav song that I believe suits Reiner pretty well

Hello!!!! Tonight I Bring You This Fanart That I've Been Working On Since January 2024, Skipping Months
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