Weirdly Specific Green Flags Of AOT Characters

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Day One: First kiss

So my friend and I were trying to tell my other friend abt AOT hilariously out of context and poorly explained, but we used code-names for everyone bc names r confusing and here's all of them:

Eren- Emo Kid

Armin- Femboy

Mikasa- Simp

Jean- Horse

Sasha- Potato Girl

Connie- Caillou

Levi- Short King

Hange- Mad Scientist Lady

Erwin- Comander Homo

Reiner- Plot Armor

Annie- Pointy Chin

Bertholdt- The Nuke

Historia- Disney Princess

Ymir- The Lesbian

Zeke- Monke

Porco- Sebastian (don't ask)

Pieck- Genderswap L

Marcel- Kid Who Died at 12 (idk we couldn't think of anything)

ship of theseus

with titan regeneration, at what point is the shifter no longer the person they once were?

have eren's cheeks been ripped of their flesh and regrown so many times that they have never once been held by his mother?

has reiner cut his palms so many times that the skin on them has never touched bertholdt?

do porco's hands remember being held by his late brother?

is armin even the boy he was before shiganshina?

but it isn't all bad. the regeneration heals more than just physical wounds

annie has only ever been held by her father in a comforting way, since she's no longer the little girl he pushed too hard

zeke, at the time of his death, had never been violated by marley. his hands were not the ones forced to activate the rumbling.

What gets me about Reiner is that he really could have been a great man. How he acted in the scouts wasn't fake. He is protective, loyal, and strives to earn respect,

Unfortunately, he was raised in a society where protecting people meant becoming a murderer, loyalty was exploited for politics, and respect was earned by chaining yourself to a death sentence

dinosaur? more like di-no-more

(this was for an assignement but my autism got the best of me im ngl)

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

I am so sick of the news referring to Donald Trump “trolling” other foreign leaders like he’s 12

Disrespecting, the word you mean is disrespecting, the president of the United States enjoys publicly disrespecting other heads of state. He’s not on XBox live saying he had sex with other player’s moms, he’s referring to the prime minister of Canada as Governor and repeatedly commenting on how he wants to conquer the guys land and make him subservient

Stop acting like he’s a little jokester next to other diplomats who are too serious like this is a 2000s romcom, he has said he’s considered taking over Greenland with military force

who else does he look at with this face

Jean: I feel like you're judging me

Armin: I'm not judging you. I am HEAVILY judging your mother