It Didn't Matter Whether He Returned Or Not Because Nobody Was Waiting For Him

I'm thinking in unhealthy amounts about kind of AU where Reiner and Bertholdt stay with Scouts after their reveal and are sort of adopted by Hange (the plushies to blame). I'm mostly writing down ideas about how this happened and what the consequences could be, although I don't have a big brain like Isayama's, so I'm cooking and will probably burn the stove LMAO but I want to get it out of my head and make it other people's problem. We are just having fun folks ✨

AOT memes pt. 12

Mikasa wondering where she went wrong and thinking to herself “I raised my baby bro to be a lil cinnamon roll, not some deviant”.

ok fine (bert photos part 1)

(ill have to reblog to add more someone helpppp)

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"Astynax (the infant) was quiet and didn't cry when Odysseus was holding him and was even smiling and reaching out for him, because Odysseus was wearing his helmet, so he must have thought it was his father, Hector, picking him up."

Me after reading this take:

After the Ithaca Saga, I believe that Odysseus thought he and Athena were officially done forever and would only occasionally see each other because she was mentoring Telemachus now. He really thinks there's no way they can reconnect anymore and attempt at a friendship this time, but he's fine with it, he can accept it.

That is until Telemachus goes up to him one day like:

"Hey father, can I ask you something?"

"Yes son, of course."

"You mentored under Athena before right? Do you happen to know a friend of hers?"

"Oh I... I wasn't aware Athena had friends before. She was very adamant about that "No Friends" rule back then... kind of stings."

"Oh really? She talks about him a lot."

"Does she now? *mumbling* must be so special about this fRieNd of Athena..."

"Yeah she told me about this one time he wanted to impress someone, so he climbed on all the way to the tree branch next to the balcony of their room and leaned against the trunk to look cool, but he kept talking to Athena in her owl appearance so he didn't notice the other person going to the balcony and he got so spooked when they called out to him, he turned too fast and lost balance, slipped, smacked his ass on the tree branch and broke his arm when he fell, so he had to wear a sling for 3 months and couldn't sit down for 2 weeks."

"....call Athena right now."

"Why-"

"ATHENA!!!"

The second Athena appeared, Odysseus threw himself at her, on one hand going "YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!?!?!?!" and on the other going "WHY ARE YOU TELLING MY SON ALL MY EMBARRASSING STORIES!?!?! THAT WAS BETWEEN ME, PENELOPE AND YOU!!"

He was actually crying. Athena has absolutely no idea what is happening or what she should do. Telemachus just discovered a whole new side of his dad and might know where he gets it from now....

Aruani hc where Annie needs to be reminded that she has a voice and can speak and be touched and heard after four years stuck inside the crystal and that’s how Armin talks her down from the edge while he plays with her hair and holds her hands

haha he’s so sleepy so tired so stupid :3

good HEAVENS

Assigning AOT Characters Johnnie Guilbert Songs

Johnnie is like highkey my favorite person right now and his music is so fucking good and yeah... i'll be putting a lyric next to the song to make my point even more solid

Eren: Vampire- "As I take my one last breath, you want me dead so here's your wish, as you lay my body to rest."

Mikasa: Ghost Like You- "On my own again, with the thoughts in my head since you left. I've been singing in the rain."

Armin: Anxiety- "And I'll just be the one who's crying his heart out. And I'll try to sing along to a song that never ends. I know that I am wrong, so goodbye my closest friend."

Jean: Emotional- "Making mistakes, running out of patience, blood drips down the walls."

Sasha: Fake Positivity- "I'll be honest, I don't wanna trust you, don't wanna lose you, but I think I like you."

Connie: All My Friends Are Dead- "All my friends are dead, so we can stop pretending. All my friends are dead, so here's your happy ending."

Levi: Repair- "Everyone close to me is not near, what can I do to repair this? Is there any purpose? Is it too late to say I'm sorry again?"

Erwin: Goodnight- "If I die here, bury me and everything I leave as the fear slowly takes a part of me. I hope you see a different side of me as I leave, as I say goodnight."

Hange: Violent Dream- "I can't trust myself, everything's breaking, everything's taking me to hell. Locked inside a cell, no one's gonna save me, walls are closing in. I'm afraid they're gonna take me."

Annie: Afraid- "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm just scared of what I'll do. It's so crazy, it's so crazy, being a skeleton to you."

Reiner: Doctor- "Calling all the doctors, can you please fix me? I am on a mission, nobody is helping."

Bertholdt: Zombie- "You're getting close now, I'm not myself now, you make me nervous."

Historia: Goodbye- "I won't forget you, nothing is the same. Life keeps going, everything has changed. I won't forget you. If you ran away, wouldn't blame you."

Ymir: Letters- "Dear Juliet, I write to you hoping our love is true. Dear Juliet, won't you say to me, you're my everything and more."