Shamy + Types Of Kisses { Insp. }

Corpse: [Sneaks into the house wearing a huge bag]

Rae: What's in the bag?

Corpse's bag: meow

Corpse:

Rae:

Corpse: Drugs

Alternative version:

Corpse's bag: meow

Corpse:

Rae:

Corpse: Bingus

YES

Werewolf boyfriend

Corpse: I would be 'That Person' who throws a rock into the deep, dark, spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. Yeah, obviously I'd die for it but at least I'd die doing what I loved.

Corpse: Inciting chaos.

Just tried to do a british accent but instead of saying ello to get into it I said g'day 😭

My aussie coming out, man

Get ready for 2025 bitches!

getting a note on a super old post

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

deer dad