Just Tried To Do A British Accent But Instead Of Saying Ello To Get Into It I Said G'day 😭

She’s holding my hand waiting for me to grab on 🥰

"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever

Remus: What do you call a gay person burning? Remus: LGBBQ. Janus: Janus: It’s 3am, please just go to sleep.

Werewolf boyfriend

shamy + types of kisses { insp. }

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

Tumblr.... calling me out? For why?

no one will know which one it is.

My heart 💕

Alastor x Reader as Morticia and Gomez Addams quotes

Y/n: *sleeping peacefully*

Alastor: “Look at them…I would die for them…I would kill for them. Either way, what bliss.”

Alastor: *stressed from having a rough day*

Y/n: “Don’t torture yourself Alastor. That’s my job.”

Y/n: *stroking Alastor’s cheek*

Alastor: “Y/n, when you pet my cheek that way, it drives me wild!” *Kisses their hand all the way up their arm and to their neck*

Y/n: “Alastor…Control yourself.”

Alastor: “How long has it been since we waltz, darling?” *wraps arms around her waist*

Y/n: “Oh, Alastor…” *wraps arms around him* “Hours.”

Fem!Y/n: "When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy."

Alastor: "A girl."

Fem!Y/n: "An open grave. It was my first funeral."

Alastor: " You were so beautiful. And so mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse."

I'm back baby! New chapter of "Prey" will be out tonight!

Stay tuned~📻