I Made A Thing!

WHY'S HE LOOKING AT ME

Valkyrae: Hey, Brooke is here!

Corpse: I'll call the exterminator.

I wish I had the super power to squeeze the perfect amount of tomato sauce into the tiny sauce bowl thing so I wouldn't have to get up to go get more but there wouldn't be any that I'd have to scrape out before putting it in the dishwasher

sapnap, writing a letter: dear santa, i'm writing to tell you i've been naughty,

sapnap: and i dont regret it one bit you judgemental bitch.

Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies

some of today’s ss’s that i simply won’t be recovering from,

like what the fuck. is going on.