Lucius: You need to be nicer to Potter, he’s the boy who lived and everyone expects that
Draco: Fuck okay
Draco: *falls in love with him*
So wholesome, i definitely needed to share it 🫂💕
if you enjoy my content bullshit, maybe consider throwing me some coins to help pay for repairs to my poor beloved laptop? (the keyboard & screen need to be fixed.) and yes! this is the keyboard that brought you such long-form delights as clown deli meat dream, the horrifically unnecessary saga of the door, and last and very least the grinch x tony the tiger fic! this laptop has committed the literary equivalent of war crimes! i owe it a debt of such love and gratitude ❤️
it's okay i understand 😔
many thoughts about american rock band my chemical romance
I stand with Iranian women! Stay strong ladies, you got this and you're already doing so well! Help will come soon and we'll be your voice!
For the times I was afraid to go out.
For the times I couldn't wear what I liked.
For the times I couldn't afford to by a scarf I didn't even want.
For the times I had to take a detour to avoid morality police.
For Iranian women, for Iranian people!
Stand with us and be our voice!🇮🇷🕊
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
Yeah I agree, if you don't like/agree with something, you don't have to look at it, nobody is forcing you to.
How to handle seeing things you don't like on ao3:
Have you come across something too disturbing for you to handle on ao3? Like maybe somebody having sex in a position that isnt missionary? 😱 shocking, I know. Did someone maybe engage in mild bdsm? The absolute horror! Did two aged up characters do more than a kiss on the cheek??? The utter depravity. Well do I have a solution for you! It's an easy two step process. Step one is to find the back button. If you find yourself in a mildly uncomfortable position while reading a fanfic, you have the power to stop ❌ press the back button 🔙 and find a new fic that doesnt have such scary concepts 🔞. If you arent sure how to find it, here's what the back button looks like on my mobile browser:
It may be difficult for you to find, but I believe in you!
Step 2 is a little harder because I know you're nosy and think you know what's best for every person on the planet. But I still believe in you! You can do it! You can learn to mind your own damn business and walk away! If you see something you don't like, it's literally not your problem. Let me give you a personal example: there are people out there who still like the show breaking bad, which I found completely unwatchable. But you know what? It's none of my damn business, it's literally not my problem! I have learned that not every piece if media is made for every person, and that's not only ok, but a good thing! You too can learn to mind your own damn business and move on with your life. I promise it's not as hard as it sounds
I love all these headcanons 💕💕
random class 1-A headcannons
-mina makes edits of everyone in class 1a, mostly todoroki because his get the most views on tigtog (if you don't know that's the canon version of TikTok in the mha universe)
-mina, deku, and jirou are blasian
-sero is Hispanic Asian mix
-kaminari is asian American
-aizawa and present mic are dating, but they keep it a secret from the students, they're incredibly obvious with it tho but class a just pretends to not know so they can keep that sense of privacy in their relationship
-this is the same for bakugo and kirishima, they have crushes on each other but are terrible at hiding it, the only people who don't realize they have a crush on each other are themselves
-todoroki is super light, like just weighs nothing, so if given the opportunity anyone will just pick him up and carry him around, kirishima loves doing this
-todoroki doesn't even mind cus he doesn't have to walk
-he has a tendency to fall asleep on the couch so if anyone sees him they'll carry him to his room, it's basically an unspoken rule that if you see a sleeping todoroki, you must take him to his room
-todoroki thinks he's going crazy whenever he wakes up in his room but is sure that he fell asleep on the couch, he now thinks he sleep walks (he doesn't)
-uraraka does however, and this has left chaos in the dorms, she's scared the shit out of kaminari who snuck downstairs for a midnight snack, she's made tables float in the common room, etc.
-nobody knows how to prevent it so they'll just come downstairs to a mess every once in a while
-iida and bakugo both have ocd so they'll clean up the dorms together twice every week, they're surprisingly close and will just calmly talk about things while they clean up
-tokoyomi, jirou, kaminari, bakugo and momo like to play music together, uraraka and mina like to come watch them
-they have sleepovers in the common room whenever aizawa let's them, he says he has to supervise to make sure they don't get into trouble but really he just wants to hang out with them and make sure they stay safe
-aizawa loves his class but would never admit it
-on anyone's birthday, they'll have a big celebration in the dorms and have a movie night and sleepover in the common room
-bakugo tried to hide his birthday from everyone but deku "accidentally" said happy birthday in front of the whole class, they threw him a party and this was the first time bakugo actually enjoyed his birthday
-mina has a huge photo wall with polaroids that her and hagakure take, they each have their own camera and they trade pictures like Pokemon cards
-they watch a lot of try not to laugh challenges, todoroki always wins only because he doesn't understand anything and is just left confused
-if anyone wants to film a video they ask todoroki to do it, one because he holds the camera really steady, and two because they film the dumbest things and his reactions are so funny
-he just stands there watching with a mix of concern and confusion on his face
-iida is the class dad and momo is the class mom, both of them are always making sure everyone has everything they need, have their homework done, has eaten breakfast, etc.
-whenever they go to the store they keep todoroki right by them, he has a tendency to wonder off and get lost, he'll frantically text the group chat and say he doesn't know where he is, proceed to describe his surroundings, and someone (mostly iida) will come find him
-they gave up on letting him walk around on his own so they put him in the cart, todoroki doesn't mind tho
-when it comes to paying for the groceries it's always iida, Momo, kirishima and bakugo offering to pay (uraraka slowly backing away from the conversation)
-if todoroki hadn't fallen asleep in the cart he'll just silently get up and pay with endeavors credit card without anyone noticing
that's all I've got for now but feel free to add more! take care of yourselves <3
Reblog to kill it faster
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