These Types Of Posts Always Stress Me Out Ahhhhhhhhh

hello mutual i am sending an ask whats up

many things are up.

clouds are nice :)

i know i would

And do you think that academy cadets say "I want a love story like that of Captain Kirk and Commander Spock?"

thank goodness for daydreaming because the fact that this DOES NOT exist is a crime.

I really wish that instead of rehashing the same characters AGAIN that Paramount would give us a TOS-verse spin-off sequel Star Trek: Nepotism where the New Triumvirate(tm) are Spirk's adopted daughter Captain Saavik & First Officer Joanna McCoy (they have a painfully homoerotic tension at all times) feat. CMO David Marcus (reconned back to life).

Demora Sulu is helmswoman and her father is very proud. Pavel's son, Anton Chekov the career politician, who gets like one (1) canon mention, is a recurring character who keeps on getting stuck on the boat during the shenanigans for ever more contrived reasons.

Uhura's protégé is on comms & he fills McCoy's former roll as The Voice of Reason and Distress. He can always be seen shaking his head in the background of every shot on the bridge desperately muttering "Inshallah we will survive this."

The chief engineer is a flaming Irish redhead, Siobhan, who is of no relation to Scotty despite their identical auras and is the only non-nepobaby among the ranking officers but everyone thinks she's his niece no matter how many times she insists she has no idea who tf they're talking about and that Ireland and Scotland are two different places.

The boat isn't even the flagship, it's like the USS Cerritos doing minor missions at best that they still manage to nearly botch 50% of the time. The Original Cast are phoned in for air support on occasion for nostalgia bait like:

Saavik, clearly distressed over something stupid: such challenges we face in the darkness...what would my fathers say? Anton, the reasonable one: Dude just call them, I saw them in San Fran like. Last week. They're probably doing luxury gay space pilates right now. Saavik, solemnly: ...sometimes I can still hear their voices....

guys star trek tumblr is getting to me

i cheer when i see a five guys just for my family to look at me weird

and like-

when people say “my man you really ARE obsessed with star trek, aren’t you?”

i reply:

“did you know that in the original series there was an episode in season 2 titled ‘obsession’” just for that person to stare right into my soul and the only thing they find is quite literally a void filled with tribbles, an excel spreadsheet with episodes that should be watched before watching certain movies and a google doc with every little instance that could point to k/s-

petition for tribbles to be allowed on the ship

What if we were to hypothetically build a little enclosure for the Tribble. What if, in this entirely fictional scenario, we promised to take really good care of the Tribble?

No.

There’s two types of friends:

The one who always says interesting

The one who always says fascinating

@evikamizono since you didn’t watch star trek, how would you describe what’s going on?

what the hell am I watching

Riverdale feels like some crack fanfiction. Nothing someone says about this show is a spoiler, because, to be honest, anything happens.

I mean, Archie was on the run from Veronica (his girlfriend)’s mob boss dad who’s obsessed with him for some reason and ended up hiding in some forest in Canada (he also dyed his hair black because no one could recognize him without his ginger hair, right?). He then got attacked by A LITERAL BEAR and hallucinated/dreamt of some strange stuff and literally killed himself in that state. And then when he comes back to Riverdale, everyone’s like “Aw, that sucks. Anyways, the SATs are coming up-“

To think that this isn’t even the craziest thing that happens in the show…

The real question is what would they name the adventure?

they should add an adventure where it's just greely coming out as bisexual and trans

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog