Did I Daydream This, Or Was There A Website For Writers With Like. A Ridiculous Quantity Of Descriptive

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

Okokokookokok I just found this out and it’s actually the cutest thing

Do you mind having a one shot that is the reader teaching him about kissing?

I'm normal about him guys (I'm not)

Even if you two where meant for each other when you heard him saying what he thought was kissing you couldn't help but laugh, i mean you though he was joking (he wasn't) so you looked at him like "really? You think that's how people kiss?" And he was like "yeah :3" so you sit him down and explained to him

"when you kiss a person you have to put both of your lips together, so they can like touch? And then you close your eyes -"

"why i have to close my eyes? I like looking at you!"

"Idk it's really uncomfortable to see the person you are kissing like ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ when looking at you"

"oh, so can we kiss?"

"i mean yes?"

Once he discovers how to kiss you are not going to get up from the bed in a LONG time

He sees you and he just kisses you all over your face

Now i just imagine you two kissing and wally like:

ಠಿ◡ಠಿ

Looking at you

stupid idiot man staring lovingly at his boyfriends

I hav been reading too much erasermic fanfic recently :)

quick drawing to celebrate the TOH finale :]

I made this a couple months ago, a demonstration on how Silke’s spells work by concepting her Spirit Guardians spell.

She has only seen parts of her god through clipped visions and dreams, along with recovered murals, tapestries and other relics. So most of her spells are inspired by what she tries to piece together about them.

So far her spells are mostly focused on eyes, teeth and hands but she’s been gradually starting to form some silhouettes the more she learns.

Bard: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

Just got this motherfucker in the mail, He is so silly goofy

I am going to rip off his head and make him a new one <3