do any of yall not post anything for an extremely long time (I.e over a few months) a d not even get online as a bonus, then ur randomly really active again
*heavy Asian sighs* yep. time for me to start ranting again :]
so I tried deleting messages on my new c.ai account, and now I have to individually deleted them all one by one. like bitch I don't got all day, what if I have 83 messages to be deleted, but I have to individually delete them now instead of delete the oen that started the responses I don't like
for me is like the group chats where you have to do the same, this one's just more annoying for me for some reason
guess who just got banned from c.ai again after asking a 14 month old baby "are you hungry?". like bitch, how tf do u think of smth naughty with a simple question. as a baby, do u think of smth else other than ya I hungry gimme food
nah, c.ai wtf is wrong with u
FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY
YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH
just Aventurine's husband doin' a favor
shoutout to my friend at twit dot co for the silly idea
it's acheron and aventurine's third re-run, trust
Vinnie is absolutely me during any gatherings
Least helpful member of KISS at Thanksgiving dinner? (Or any holiday dinner for my non-American Kissblrs)
Ace - sits on the couch and watches football with his solo band. Demands appetizers.
Gene - burns the food with his fire breathing. Refuses to pay for remodeling the kitchen.
Peter - complains that nothing is the way his grandmother made it.
Paul - takes over the entire kitchen. No one else may enter! Will not say what he’s making for dinner.
Tommy - went out to play golf. Never came back.
Eric - eating all the uncooked ingredients.
Vinnie - hiding in the bathroom to look at his phone.
<3
here’s a picture of ace giving you a goodnight kiss and he hopes everyone has a good day tomorrow. just remember whatever you’re going through at the moment, it can be stress from work/school, try your best to remind yourself that you’re human and humans make mistakes. nothing wrong with it! take it day by day, stay in the moment 💘
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BRING BACK CLICK AND DRAG GAMES 🗣️
The good thing about the lack of men is less editing pain
okok ik I'm late and all and genshin 5.4 dropped. we git a whole trailer for Mizuki and whatnot, but uhh I haven't been active on genshin and all cuz of star rail and I kinda lost my actual genshin account due to my friends other accounts.
but like, I was honestly not expecting Mizuki's voice to sound like that. NO HATE, just surprised. I was actually expecting her voice to be sweet and gentle. but damnnnn. her voice is still good tho
OSHEKISIW I GOT CASTORICE'S LIGHTCONE
FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY
YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH
idk tf happened but reblog didn't work so :)
mmmm Eric singer tho....
yes, you read that right. I am unhinged and sorry to the boys. May they never find this (or part 2. Which is here: Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p2))
Bruce Interactions and Volume: Oh, get ready to be the one blushing and not him (well, actually you’ll probably both end up colorful, but that’s beside the point). Bruce will murmur sweet nothings to you the entire time, stroking your cheek and rubbing your back. He’ll make eye contact with you, of course. At first, he won’t make much noise. His breath quickens and quivers, but that’s about it... at first. Just you wait.
Speed up: If you speed things up a little, he’ll probably hold onto your shoulder and rub it to spur you on.
Deepthroating: As I said, Bruce is not usually loud. Well, if you deepthroat him, you’ll turn up the volume. Ahem. Not only that, but he’ll roll his hips. If you grab on, he’ll gladly allow you to set the pace. Choose wisely.
Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As he gets closer, Bruce will start moaning louder and gasping. He’ll probably bite his lip, not to silence himself, but because it’s quite good. His eyes close, his mouth goes soft, and he holds onto you as he finishes. Forehead kisses are guaranteed afterwards, as well as post-cleanup cuddles. He’s quite cuddly, obviously.
Swallowing: If you decide to swallow, he’ll happily fill your waiting mouth. If you don’t, he’ll carefully pick a spot. Ahem.
Fingering: Bruce isn’t big on being fingered. You can still do it, though. However, if you go at it from the outside… ohohohoh!
If he needs to be quiet: scarf, bandana, hand. I will not elaborate.
Vinnie
Interactions and Volume: Oh, he’ll absolutely melt. He might start out a little bold, but he’ll unravel soon enough. He’ll emit soft little moans and whines. He’ll try to hold your gaze the entire time, but he won’t be able to. When he does look at you, he’ll appear bold, but there’s a sweet warmth in his eyes. ‘You’re doing this for little ol’ me?’ Of course, there’s also a naughty little glint in there as well, but hey. Vinnie doesn’t talk much. Just a little. What little he says is vulgar and kinky as hell. He’ll caress your cheek and thread his fingers in your hair. (If you want him to pull your hair, he totally will.)
Speed up: Should you move faster, Vinnie will say something dirty and thread his fingers in your hair (tightly).
Deepthroating: If you decide to take his beautiful lithe length all the way down, Vinnie gets much louder and adorably pathetic. He’ll also try to hump you, especially if he’s close. This is inevitable.
Close, Coming, and Afterwards: Vulgar comments quickly devolve into sweet nothings as he gets closer to spilling. Vinnie’s expression softens considerably, and his mesmerizing aventurine eyes darken. When he comes, he’ll hold onto you like a lifeline. With an overwhelmed whimper, Vinnie’s pretty mouth goes ‘ohh!’, and he does meet your eyes for a moment. Barely. Once he comes down, Vinnie will kiss you on the cheek and hold you tight.
Swallowing: The brat in him prefers that you swallow. However, if you don’t, he might spill on your face and in your hair. And then admire his handiwork afterwards.
Fingering: If you finger him, Vinnie will get pretty whiny, especially if you’re nice and gentle about it. Curl your finger just so, and he’ll be quivering harder than his little buddy’s titties when said-little buddy struts.
If he needs to be quiet: Vinnie will use his hand—- unless he’s wearing a scarf, in which case one end will go in his mouth.
Eric Interactions and Volume: He starts out on the quieter side. This changes rather quickly. He looks at you with a hungry, lidded gaze and likes to meet your eyes. He gets an animalistic look in his eyes— one with a twist of great gentleness. It’s strange, but not at all in a bad way. He looks rather vulnerable. Eric emits low little grunts and groans at your efforts, with the occasional panting moan. He likes to touch your face and shoulders. Eric might speak, or he might not. If he’s feeling particularly naughty, he’ll whisper very vulgar things to you that would get a proud papa laugh out of Gene (and an affectionately exasperated sigh out of Bruce).
Speed up: Eric will get kinda loud if you surprise him with a fast one. On that note…
Deepthroating: if you somehow manage to get his wide length all the way in your mouth, he’ll start growling like a feral fox (no really) and squeeze your shoulders a bit. You’d better grab his hips, or else… well.
Close, Coming, and Afterwards: Eric might get a bit louder as he comes closer to spilling. And by a bit, I mean his breath grows deep and his eyes narrow at you in feral hunger. And when he finally hits the top, he’ll emit a vulnerable little gasp, with a little grunt and whine. He might even yell, especially if you’re doing something else at the same time. He’ll look absolutely feral as he comes. Trust me. By the way, Eric will smooch you after you blow him, even if it means getting a little splooge in his mouth. Oh well. That’s what toothpaste and mouthwash are for!
Swallowing: Eric is a naughty little man and thus is more than happy to splash on your face, though he also very much enjoys spilling in your mouth. You win either way.
Fingering: Oh, you want to finger him, do you? Can’t blame you with that fat ass Just give him a heads up first—- and by the way, he likes it nice and slow. It drives him wild. In a way he very much enjoys.
If he needs to be quiet: Quiet? What? Well, if you have something...
Tommy
Interactions and Volume: Get ready to see him blush like a tomato—- and for him to look at you with a sickeningly sweet gaze. It’s a very intimate gesture, after all. Your toothy maw on his most sensitive bits is very serious business. He’ll softly murmur sweet nothings (sometimes a little filthy) and little praises to you the entire time— when he’s not gasping and groaning. His voice is soft, but his eyes tell you of the desire that overwhelms him. He’ll rub your scalp and play with your hair.
Speed up: If you go fast, Tommy will whimper a little and start panting. He’ll also firmly grip your hair. (No tugging… unless you move. But that’s on you 😝)
Deepthroating: If you decide to take him all the way, (that is a lethal XXL screwdriver, not a crab flagpole dammit) Tommy will start moaning ... kind of loudly (for him anyway). He’ll also put his hands on your shoulders to anchor himself, because wowza!
Close, Coming, and Afterwards: His warm eyes darken, and his handsome face gets colored with a very lovely shade of red as he gets closer. Tommy will nearly close his eyes when he finishes, and he bites his lip. He’ll kiss the top of your head afterwards and hug you.
Swallowing: It’s up to you as to how you end it, but he’ll be quite flattered and a teeny bit flustered if you decide to swallow. Otherwise, he’ll probably come on your chest.
Fingering: Now, Tommers isn’t huge on you fingering him, but he’s also not entirely opposed to it. Just time it right, as he’s sensitive there. Very sensitive. Oh. That’s probably why
If he needs to be quiet: Tommy will use his hand. Unless you have something better to use. Ahem.
Eric Interactions and Volume: He’ll be surprisingly quiet... for him. Usually this little guy is a chatty catty. But it’s a little hard for him to think with you sucking him off. There will absolutely be the occasional comment, but not as much as usual. Eric will also play with your hair and gently scratch your scalp (because who doesn’t like scalp scritchies?) while you work him. There will be eye contact, but it might be a little indirect. Sorry, he’s seeing colors right now! In addition to the occasional naughty comment, the little dork will be practically purring under you. There will be plenty of lip-biting and little gasps. You have the opportunity to rub his belly. Take it.
Speed up: If you decide to speed things up while he’s talking to you (why do that... no 😤), his voice will break a little. Well, whether you wait for him to finish talking or not, he’ll get a little whiny.
Deepthroating: If you decide to take his cute, fat little cock all the way down, he’ll start moaning and swearing. A lot. Many single-word sentences, if you know what I mean.
Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As he gets closer, Eric will start rocking his hips. He thinks you don’t notice. His eyes will meet yours now! But they’ll close when he comes. This is when you’ll hear the lowest sounds he can make. Kinda hot if you ask me. Afterwards, he’ll kiss your cheeks and stroke your hair.
Swallowing: It may be in your best interest to swallow… because the little shit (affectionate) will make quite the mess on your face if you don’t. Of course, he will warn you first. Well, as much as he can in less than three words. *cough*
Fingering: If you want to finger him, Eric will let you. He doesn’t care one way or another. Just give him proper warning in advance though, or else his thighs might involuntarily lock around your wrist. Oopsie!
If he needs to be quiet: he’ll probably shove the top of his fist into his mouth. There’s bound to be a lot of drool. The bottom of his shirt is a second option.