Some Of Y’all Think That Holding Hands And Sharing A Bed Is Immediately Romantic, And This Is Why People

the joy of AuDHD and executive dysfunction 😅

anybody else in the club feeling this one

[Image Description: Tag reading “the vibrator has its own wifi password”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: The internet of things has gone too far

One of the honest to god worst things about all the baby Wattpadders migrating to AO3 is how they're all formatting their shit and trying to do a whole marketing campaign in the summary and author notes because they're so used to the 2012 fancy text generator maybe your story will be read by a world famous movie director and you'll get famous and marry One Direction era that Wattpad superglued itself to.

Like when you've written your entire summary in double bold size 13 Barnbrook font I literally cannot see shit. Its just squiggles. Its just a mass of ugly squiggles that tells me less about your story than your 2 tags do.

Your summary should tell me what the story is about, not how excited you are to have written it and where to find you on a site I am clearly not using. You're not trying to sell your book at The Strand you're uploading it to an archive website known for ungodly smut and ships not even the devil himself would've thought of.

You don't need stolen fanart and unreadable font to get me to read your story you need appropriate tags and a summary that at the very least tells me if I should brace myself for Cars Universe cannibalism or not.

‘cLiNt iS a BaReLy fUnCtIoNaL hUmAn BeInG’ both natasha AND clint are highly trained and hypercompetent spies and assassins, please stop with your hot takes headcanons of clint being a fucking idiot

[Image Description: Tags reading “every demon is just trauma walking around in a trenchcoat, honestly? same”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Reblog if you are a demon, support demons, or are just trauma walking around in a trenchcoat

what the fuck ethan

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Pandemic Gotham is pretty much the same as regular Gotham, only instead of just carrying our masks around, we wear them full time! Oh, and the bridges are down again... But compared to the case numbers in Metropolis, it's a riot! #onlycitywithnocases

Edit: I should not have used the word riot, apparently it gave the Joker an idea. #oops #sorrybatfamily

I will never fully understand why things happen the way they do on this planet. Too many people hold their tongue here. Too many people hide their feelings. And at the end of the day, that does nothing but hurt someone. The men and women of Tamaran were always taught to live by their emotions. To trust their first reaction, as it is the most true. Cyborg argues that you need time to make the proper decision. I argue that time blurs the true intent.

To Earth standards, I may appear brash and rushed. I never hide what I think. Perhaps that is why Tamaran was a target for so many invasions. Our captors may have enjoyed seeing what pain they inflicted upon us. For our tears are never hidden either.

This garden is all I have left to remind me of Tamaran. The Hy'tt Blossoms. The Rutt Trees. One of Earth’s customs for the warriors 2called the samurai is to learn patience and understanding from your garden. I hope that is what this teaches me. It would be nice to understand the concept of patience. It would be nice to fit in a bit more with these new Teen Titans.