Kuroko Headcanons

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Its insane to me how incapable Light is at Acting Normal. Like we all clown on him for not jerking off to porn mags but like. The way L will get inches away from his face and he DOESNT REACT. You're sitting ramrod stright next to some dude in your space PUNCH HIM BACK UP ANY NORMAL HUMAN INSTINCT. He's SO obsessed with not appearing suspicious that he digs himself a deeper fucking hole by being a FREAK. Any NORMAL person would have gotten tired of Ls shit and had a breakdown. They would have left LONG before the Yotsuba arc it does not matter if you're actually innocent or not. The closest he ever gets to being Normal is when he has amnesia and refuses to manipulate Misa. Outside of that he's still so stupidly insistent on proving his innocence to his detriment that I'm convinced he was always just Like That

dichotomy

yeah I almost dropped lotf too when I picked it up it was a very slow engine starter and then when I ac cared it was over

Also they spent so damn long talking abt the damn pink coral like I GET IT. ITS AN ISLAND FUCK

fear and hunger can also work as the name of a 2000s highschool comedy. that could be the angsty version of Mean Girls if they committed to the body shaming toxicity of their time and gave Cady anorexia just saying

tweek aus beloved...

“why doesn’t so and so thing have a dislike button” um it does it’s called the comment section

Realer haters used to throw rotten tomatoes to people face to face n u can’t even comment a hateful and critical sentence anonymously?

u r a fake hater

ur ancestors weep at ur cowardice stop bitching into the void, and either stfu abt ur hateful ass judgements or do something abt it pussy

what’re your interests/fav fiction to consume

Ur funny & if we have something in common id like to be mutuals

hello~ usually i dont share much abt my interests on here because honestly i don't want to exist as a person on this blog but rather a fraction of my head. anyways as per interests ive mentioned before i like minecraft a bunch, i like writing and doing art and music stuff for more general interests. as for fiction recently i've been playing love and deepspace which is quite fun but definitely a game i wouldn't recommend for younger audiences which is why i don't really talk abt it much on here lol

if you'd like to be mutuals i'm so down!

rp idea!! I’ll be a sexy bad boy and ur hokage Also i have Penis

tsukishima has a tumblr account and so does yamaguchi and they do have unknowing fandom discourse abt it

i want him huffing my dirty laundry :/