Im Not Planning On Going To Hell But If I End Up There I’m Gonna Find Satan And Ask “did It Hurt

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

Horseheadhamsterbodyhumanlegs

Never thought there’d be a shooting at my school but dang. Today was a day.

There is no reprieve from humanity. In nature there are prying eyes and even in my room there is another. AAGGHGGHGHH

So I got home and my brothers friends are over and one of them was like “want a pumpkin spice cookie I made?” And it took me a second to think about it because it caught me off guard and I was spacing out and she goes “it’s not laced” and like, I didn’t expect it to be but now I’m kinda sus of it.

I’m so tired of humans. After low contact and then back to full contact my social limit was reached Wednesday and now I have no emotion left. My brain said “when we get home we’re gonna have a break down and cry” and I said “ok. Wait I don’t want to alarm my parents” so now we’re posting this on tumblr for whoever to see rather than asking for help from a qualified person.

i dont want to become an adult but i also dont want to be a teenager any more because i have too many school things im supposed to do that i dont want to do.

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT