Hi my name is [REDACTED] I’m 18 and live in [REDACTED]. Have fun with whatever bull crap I post every couple month es or days
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I just wanna come back to this later I know gosh said don’t but I’m doing it anyways
please learn how to code
like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,
learn a little bit of coding please
Horseheadhamsterbodyhumanlegs
I’m watching Steven universe and I realized. Some gems and gem stuff have heels. Did gems domesticate horses?
Dad: I'm dragon
Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?
There is no reprieve from humanity. In nature there are prying eyes and even in my room there is another. AAGGHGGHGHH
In case anyone was wondering I really hate guns
I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.
I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!
Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?
The feminine urge to dominate men in every single way
Not just sexually but also just, beat up every man I see
Is there, like, an information fetish? I love knowing things about a person that they don’t know I know. My “boy” was friends with my best friend before I met him. Anything he told her I also know, especially the things that one would prefer the person they are trying to date not know. It’s just a very good feeling of “I know more about you than you think and you’d prefer. I have power of you.” I’ve also been pulling the strings on this relationship the entire time. He said “hey I’ll be at (skating rink) on Friday” but I was the one who told him via my friends phone that I’d be there. I have so much control.
Sexually transmitted glitter
It’s 2:30 in the morning
*defusing a bomb*
Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green
George:
Dream:
George:
Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*
Whether someone finds you attractive or not, you are still worthy. You’re still a human being and, even though it’s hard, you shouldn’t base your self worth off of what you look like and how people perceive your body. It doesn’t matter. Attention to body, wether positive or negative, still shines a huge light in the body and even when people mean well with body positivity it can still be harmful. Body’s are just vessels for your mind and, while you should treat them with respect because they keep you alive, don’t judge yourself based off of it.
Am I supposed to have a point to my tumblr page? I see people call them blogs and talk about them like they are supposed to be congruent and have a point to it but I’m just saying stuff that happens to me most of the time. This is just the place I put my thoughts for random internet strangers to see
Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red
Me now: *sweater weather plays*
I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!
The Miraculouses are just their fursonas.
I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS WITH MY LOVER!!!
You are just as beautiful as the moon. If you say you’re not beautiful then you would also be saying that the moon is not beautiful.
holy hell thats cute
Sliding kiss for the win..
(via)
i dont want to become an adult but i also dont want to be a teenager any more because i have too many school things im supposed to do that i dont want to do.
The most incorrect statement that I’ve ever heard is: “straight white men are the most discriminated people today.” THE GUY WHO SAID THAT WASNT JOKING EITHER! He was completely serious. I wish I was lying.
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something