Bee Kind Or Bee Dead

The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

Ok so apparently salvation army sucks so don't support it.

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

i dont want to become an adult but i also dont want to be a teenager any more because i have too many school things im supposed to do that i dont want to do.

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

There is no reprieve from humanity. In nature there are prying eyes and even in my room there is another. AAGGHGGHGHH

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

Sexually transmitted glitter