My Mom: You Have To Wear A Bra

1: would vampires breast feed? 2: when do baby vampires get their fangs?

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.

The feminine urge to dominate men in every single way

Not just sexually but also just, beat up every man I see

You are just as beautiful as the moon. If you say you’re not beautiful then you would also be saying that the moon is not beautiful.

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

Update: they are corpses that are infected with a fungus that animates corpses and is spread by injection into the blood stream.

1: would vampires breast feed? 2: when do baby vampires get their fangs?

The most incorrect statement that I’ve ever heard is: “straight white men are the most discriminated people today.” THE GUY WHO SAID THAT WASNT JOKING EITHER! He was completely serious. I wish I was lying.