Katikiller - Apparently This Is Supposed To Have A Point Lmao

ok so i just got a tumblr and i was reading a really good book and then my brain says “hey lets get on tumblr” and now i regret nothing but it was just very funny. i will update if i do end up regretting.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

ive seen a bunch of things where its like “murder is not the answer. its a question and the anwer is yes.” but how about murder is a rhetorical question. murder? we’ll never know. theres no real answer. 

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

The feminine urge to dominate men in every single way

Not just sexually but also just, beat up every man I see

over dinner my father decided to inform me that poop is mostly plant based so it is vegan. i dont remember if it was all poop or only goat poop.

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