Update: They Are Corpses That Are Infected With A Fungus That Animates Corpses And Is Spread By Injection

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

I’m so tired of humans. After low contact and then back to full contact my social limit was reached Wednesday and now I have no emotion left. My brain said “when we get home we’re gonna have a break down and cry” and I said “ok. Wait I don’t want to alarm my parents” so now we’re posting this on tumblr for whoever to see rather than asking for help from a qualified person.

i dont want to become an adult but i also dont want to be a teenager any more because i have too many school things im supposed to do that i dont want to do.

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

Butter knifes are commonly used to spread stuff on bread. Spatulas are commonly used to spread stuff on baked goods. They are, apparently, not interchangeable.

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT

Bee kind or bee dead

BEE DAGGER !!

The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love

Ok so apparently salvation army sucks so don't support it.

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.