Butter Knifes Are Commonly Used To Spread Stuff On Bread. Spatulas Are Commonly Used To Spread Stuff

So I got home and my brothers friends are over and one of them was like “want a pumpkin spice cookie I made?” And it took me a second to think about it because it caught me off guard and I was spacing out and she goes “it’s not laced” and like, I didn’t expect it to be but now I’m kinda sus of it.

I’m watching Steven universe and I realized. Some gems and gem stuff have heels. Did gems domesticate horses?

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

Am I supposed to have a point to my tumblr page? I see people call them blogs and talk about them like they are supposed to be congruent and have a point to it but I’m just saying stuff that happens to me most of the time. This is just the place I put my thoughts for random internet strangers to see

I just wanna come back to this later I know gosh said don’t but I’m doing it anyways

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

The most incorrect statement that I’ve ever heard is: “straight white men are the most discriminated people today.” THE GUY WHO SAID THAT WASNT JOKING EITHER! He was completely serious. I wish I was lying.

anyone: what state are you from?

me: plasma