When You Get Snap Chat But You Hate How Your Face Looks On Camera

Am I supposed to have a point to my tumblr page? I see people call them blogs and talk about them like they are supposed to be congruent and have a point to it but I’m just saying stuff that happens to me most of the time. This is just the place I put my thoughts for random internet strangers to see

Butter knifes are commonly used to spread stuff on bread. Spatulas are commonly used to spread stuff on baked goods. They are, apparently, not interchangeable.

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

Is there, like, an information fetish? I love knowing things about a person that they don’t know I know. My “boy” was friends with my best friend before I met him. Anything he told her I also know, especially the things that one would prefer the person they are trying to date not know. It’s just a very good feeling of “I know more about you than you think and you’d prefer. I have power of you.” I’ve also been pulling the strings on this relationship the entire time. He said “hey I’ll be at (skating rink) on Friday” but I was the one who told him via my friends phone that I’d be there. I have so much control.

In case anyone was wondering I really hate guns

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT