John Mulaney, A Man Who Is Iconically Known For Loving His Wife, After Being Told By Jerry Seinfeld That

So I got home and my brothers friends are over and one of them was like “want a pumpkin spice cookie I made?” And it took me a second to think about it because it caught me off guard and I was spacing out and she goes “it’s not laced” and like, I didn’t expect it to be but now I’m kinda sus of it.

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

I’m watching Steven universe and I realized. Some gems and gem stuff have heels. Did gems domesticate horses?

Am I supposed to have a point to my tumblr page? I see people call them blogs and talk about them like they are supposed to be congruent and have a point to it but I’m just saying stuff that happens to me most of the time. This is just the place I put my thoughts for random internet strangers to see

Update: they are corpses that are infected with a fungus that animates corpses and is spread by injection into the blood stream.

1: would vampires breast feed? 2: when do baby vampires get their fangs?

Whether someone finds you attractive or not, you are still worthy. You’re still a human being and, even though it’s hard, you shouldn’t base your self worth off of what you look like and how people perceive your body. It doesn’t matter. Attention to body, wether positive or negative, still shines a huge light in the body and even when people mean well with body positivity it can still be harmful. Body’s are just vessels for your mind and, while you should treat them with respect because they keep you alive, don’t judge yourself based off of it.

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Girls don’t want boyfriends. Girls want bookshelves with sliding ladders.