i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate
This is why dami wont let him join the teen titans
im such a carolina whore
almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening
There's this café/bakery where I live and I always order a sweet french toast for breakfast and the waitress doesn't even need to ask me what I want anymore. She also keeps an eye out for me and notices when I haven't been there in a while. It feels nice to know that the staff look forward to seeing me and that they know I'm not going to cause a scene or anything, they also know that I tip well :) Idk, I like being a regular.
Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
maisie peters and taylor swift are just like me because i too have never gotten over anything that has ever happened to me
"You're being a superstar and all I've got are victim cards" "But baby, when you touch her, I bet she doesn't flinch" "If we're livin' the dream, I hope we never wake up" "Gave a two-word response, and I was havin' a breakdown" "We could live off of magic and maybes" "Love's a verb and not a bandage" "I'm doing better, I made it to September I can finally breathe" "So Samson blamed Delilah But given half the chance I, I would have made him weaker too"
”baby i'm the illiad of course you couldn't read me” “and what was cheap to you was all i had” “oh mr bruce wayne where's that cape now?” ”nobody actually happy and healthy has ever felt so desperate to prove it” “i'm on a one way to trip to take over the world you could have come, babe i held out my hand” “well fucking sue me because at least then we could talk about it” “it was shining lights it was rock n roll”
The King
"Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe." – Andrea Gibson
82 posts