Head Empty, Only Zellard.

Storing this for later when I need to laugh. Praise be Broggle.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

Check out this awesome art by my friend!

Can I intrest yall in an botw AstorxLink au???

Me and my friend @katzedrache created this redemption au out of love for Astor. Please go check them out!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

The sequel to Rainibow Sprimkles.

Zellard HCs

Some Zellard Headcanons because he deserves more. -Zellard started off as a proud monster hunter. He slew monsters with great skill. His long lifespan gave him centuries of experience. Zellard hunted alongside other Wyverian hunters.  -Zellard was one of the few G-rank (Master rank) hunters of his time, and one of the few Wyverian hunters. Wyverians were hanging up their blades in favor of peace, but not Zellard.  -Our bad bitch did have other Wyverian love interests. Zellard was bisexual, a common sexuality in Wyverians (In this HC)  -Unfortunatly, Zellard lost most of these love interests due to hunting accidents, seeing some of them die in his arms. He claimed he got used to death, but that was a huge lie.  -Zellard did retire after a battle with a powerful elder dragon wounded him and killed most of his team. After that traumatic battle, Zellard returned to Rutoh village. He returned a hero, but also a changed man. From then on, Zellard was the second in command of the village, hiding his grief and trauma as to keep up appearances.  That’s all for now! Katze out.

Hot dog

Baby Alexander was starting to look like a sausage, so I put him in a matching costume! (I don’t think he likes it)

Zellard Headcanons Pt. 2

Some more headcanons for our favorite bastard 

- In Rutoh village, Zellard is the village baby sitter. He has enough patience to handle roudy children. Zellard often acts as their mentor as well. 

-Zellard’s ears are his weak point. If you can reach them, give them a good rub and he’ll be blissed out in no time. His ears flutter when he’s happy too.

-Though Zellard was once a powerful hunter, after retiring he sold most of his weapons and armor. Some items were given to old friends or displayed in his house, a distant reminder of his past. 

-Zellard doesn’t speak much about his past and keeps his emotions to himself. He only provides his opinions when he deems it needed. Instead Zellard prefers to speak on current matters as to deflect any unwanted questions about himself. 

-He was once more open to others, but that was long ago... Red was one of the few humans he ever vented to, the young human being one of his few friends in his later years. We know how that ended.... 

-Thanks to his long life, Zellard has plenty of skills. Drawing, poetry, and lute playing are some of the things he does in his spare time. Sometimes he plays music to the children to get them to sleep. 

-Zellard himself is a light sleeper in part due to his years as an ever-alert hunter, and because of bad nightmares. He drinks soothing herbal tea to help his nerves, but doesn’t dare bring his struggles up to anyone. Besides, they don’t need to know, right? 

-Lastly, Zellard has a worldly taste, but he will always come back to Rutoh village’s classic crullers. Crullers aren’t just Alwin’s specialty, but a village tradition, and a snack the otherwise fit and athletic Zellard can’t resist. 

Yeeees! More Zellard art! Lovely bastard.

Wyverian dilf wyverian dilf wyverian dilf.

I love this bastard even tho he’s badly written. It’s ok, my friends know me for fixing bad characters, I can fix him.

Have some lazy doodles of him uwu

WIP

Based off this page of Dungeon Meshi

Another funny misspelling collection

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.