An Actual Introduction?????

tumblr gang i highly suggest checking out the 2025 official website and look at their policies. not for any kind of "prepare yourselves blood mages" shit and more for a good laugh because. holy shit.

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS like the amount of people who wouldnt have voted for trump if they knew about this one in specific is hilarious

quick edit bc I forgot to say this and I find it hilarious: one of my friends, upon me telling him this, suggested people protest by jerking off to the debate

MOTIVATION THROUGH THE ROOF TODAY SLUTS!!!!

some fun facts about my tav (Miles) (That's my name): -he's literally just me (down to name, backstory, etc. i just threw in fantasy elements bc why wouldnt i) -wood elf mom (love you mom), human dad (L father) -all scars are cat scars (just like irl) -VAMPIRE AUTISM!!!! (just like irl) (love imagining the idea of my tav (me) just VIBRATING after finding out (confirming, because like 99% sure before the bite scene bc cmon mf is NOT SUBTLE) that astarion is a vampire like GRGRHRRGRFGRHHGFHHRRFGRHGFH LET ME DISSECT YOU) -can't read sheet music (bard) -holds his violin wrong (bard) -violin actually belonged to sister (like irl) (it actually belonged to my gg before her so its like. generational violin ig) -guardian (don't have a screenshot) is based on my pookie bear asterii (hence the aries zodiac) -SEVERELY allergic to cats (including Tara) (does not leave her alone) (consistently hanging out by Gale's shit just for the cat) -dying victorian orphan ass (not just the allergies)

am i the only one who didnt know "I saved the town" is from a longer animation???????? bc i just found that shit out in the last twenty minutes and i want to commit HORRIBLE THINGS

I had a dream like a month ago where a super skinny, black figure with four eyes that was taller than my doorway was standing slightly hunched over in front of said doorway. In response, dream me asked him if he wanted to sleep in my bed. He then came to my bed, climbed the ladder... and proceeded to cuddle me. So I guess it works sometimes?

question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?

thinkin about Astarion's eye color prior to being turned and everyone has the wrong idea. His eyes were blue. ik people have said "oh he has blue eyes" before but hold on

blue like "get brown contacts. NOW" blue. and Astarion refused to get brown contacts. so the universe turned him into a vampire

@irradiatedasterii @duder13

aigis and makoto

Couples shirt idea

so i have. finished portal. portal 2.

good fucking LORD that was good. i get why its a must-play game

guys i’ve got to admit. i have no idea how in hell astarion’s hair works and it’s driving me insane

I'm still obsessed with the idea that Vellioth and Astarion look eerily similar and that's why Cazador is more obsessed with Astarion than the other spawn.