Can Someone Explain To Me Why All Ads For AIDS Treatment/awareness Has To Have Some Shirtless Guy Making

so, the two main genres of adult fantasy are "there's too many dragons" and "there's no more dragons" right? i just realized that we could technically be in an urban fantasy "all the dragons are dead :(" thing (depending on what you consider a dragon) because dinosaurs like isnt that so silly

i think this is the first art art ive posted on tumblr

thinkin about Astarion's eye color prior to being turned and everyone has the wrong idea. His eyes were blue. ik people have said "oh he has blue eyes" before but hold on

blue like "get brown contacts. NOW" blue. and Astarion refused to get brown contacts. so the universe turned him into a vampire

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

Okay, but...

If Casper watched Sunshine play Baldur's Gate, would he get more jealous if they romanced Astarion, or if they romanced somebody else-?

Cause with Astarion, at least they're sticking to a very specific type lmao

does anyone else thank chatgpt once theyre done or is that just me

one of my favorite things to come out of the book of bill is bill basically canonically being slapped with a 60 y/o man so he cant look like a fetus anymore which means people are drawing middle aged human bills with facial hair and i love it so fucking hard

christ im so autistic about vampires

one of my favorite youtubers (miniminuteman) made a video on vampire burials and im so fucking im im im im *vibrates*

he mentions so much stuff that most people dont even think/know about like coins in mouths and being buried upside down and the common connections between disease outbreaks and vampire hysteria

i literally fucking love vampires so much im so autistic and my hyperfixation oh lord oh boy oh me oh my oh gosh golly darn boy do i love vampires

reblogging this one because it easily links to all the others

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 <- The End

I dont have the patience to do a good drawing of it rn but. Ryley Robinson. with a mullet.

like he doesn't bother cutting his hair once he gets stuck on 4546B so it just grows out and he ends up with a mullet and the roots of the streaks he has dyed grow out and start to look weird and he starts wearing his hair up in like a manbun or just a high ponytail.

Edit: this is mostly to placate myself but i do actually have a shitty little doodle from today

gonna try drawing him FOR REAL with his hair up