Reblogging This One Because It Easily Links To All The Others

twinks should be allowed to initiate divorce

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

reblogging this because im totally gonna use this for my subnautica fic (when i continue writing it. i swear i'll keep going at some point just rn my focus is on more terrestial, fantastical men)

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

i got just a little silly in the car teehee

your days are numbered and i cant fucking count

the subnautica brainrot is getting me

i love how everybody just *sees vampire* BEEBO!! BEEBO! BEEBOOO!!! but YES! hot 1920's vampires women!!! me likey!!!!!

Vampire party. Found this one in my older art folders.

does anyone else feel violated every time they see an old spice ad because if i see any more unsolicited toes im killing someone

Isle Unto Thyself from Hawaii Part II

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

so i was originally gonna make a post about how i was reading the pda entry for the eyeye and how it says that the Alpha Peeper may have been the first thing on 4546B to evolve eyes and how "oh eyes are really complex structures so theres no way they evolved more than once. i mean warm-bloodedness only evolved like twice in mammals and birds so the Alpha Peeper could be the LUCA of 4546B" but then I google it to make sure.

gang. the LOWEST estimate I found was that eyes evolved 8 times independently of eachother. the HIGHEST was something like 1600?????? so thats what this post is about now theres so many different times eyes evolved holy shit