The Subnautica Brainrot Is Getting Me

does anyone else feel violated every time they see an old spice ad because if i see any more unsolicited toes im killing someone

santa invented the bag of holding

i dont remember if Ford talks about Bigfoot at all but if he doesn't he totally doesn't believe in Bigfoot. Not saying Bigfoot doesn't exist (it does) Ford just Doesn't believe in Bigfoot

reblogging this because im totally gonna use this for my subnautica fic (when i continue writing it. i swear i'll keep going at some point just rn my focus is on more terrestial, fantastical men)

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

"im bored i should play subnautica. why did I stop playing anyways?" Why I stopped playing:

for the uninitiated thats an ampeel and i FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! THIS IS AN AMPEEL UNAPPRECIATION POST THEY FUCKING SUCK!!!!

like i get that I built on the edge of the bulb zone but CMON MAN!!!! like they NEVER got this close before the base was built and now the only thing I can hear is their annoying ass buzzing. They're even guarding my moon pool so i cant leave without getting ready to fucking book it and theres no "oh just lure them away and let them kill you" because im in HARDCORE MODE!!

FUCK AMPEELS ALL MY HOMIES HATE AMPEELS

"What the fuck does a hoe need silk touch for- oh"

did anyone else catch this while the stream was breaking

"He don't look like no damn ninja turtle"

-homie who has never played bg3

reblogging this one because it easily links to all the others

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 <- The End

so i was reading this fic and the mental image of the shirt astarion likes just posessed me and i had to draw it

(ignore my little sketchbook comments. or dont what can i do about it)