This Made Me Laugh For Like A Solid 5 Minutes It Should Not Be That Fucking Funny Oh My God

I have no clue what's going on

My friend got tumblr and i wanted to follow him so im here now

so i bought myself Tavern Talk for my birthday and I just got to (no clue what day) when Fable say's they'll always come back to the inn and i just had the mental image of a bartender at one of these taverns who befriends a party of adventurers and then after years and years they suddenly disappear and are found dead and then they realize why all the other bartenders seem so distant from everyone so thats FUN

I had a dream like a month ago where a super skinny, black figure with four eyes that was taller than my doorway was standing slightly hunched over in front of said doorway. In response, dream me asked him if he wanted to sleep in my bed. He then came to my bed, climbed the ladder... and proceeded to cuddle me. So I guess it works sometimes?

question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?

so if vampires need to ask permission to enter do they have to ask for verbal permission every time they have sex even if its already been discussed beforehand but not in the context of "can I come inside"

ive got beef with dungeon meshi

So, its established that dwarves have a heat tolerance of at least 180C/356F (the boiling point of olive oil). This is established in the episode where they fry shit and Senshi sticks his thumb in the oil and even says its 180 even if he doesnt specify F/C

This is fine. This makes sense. My problem is with the part where they boil the undine. Water boils at 100C/212F which is lower than the boiling point of oil but Namari and Senshi still jump away because ooo ouch lid hot hot

The lid can be hot hot but for them to release it and the undine to have stopped fighting just a moment before it would just barely be past the boiling point of the undine which we're gonna assume is the boiling point of water.

My point is how the fuck is Senshi unbothered by the heat of boiling oil thats 180C but he and Namari are blown back by the ouch too hot effect when the lid is around 100C.

Logic where

some subnautica doodles from the last month-ish (including the original sketch of that riley w/ stalker egg one :D)

I'm still obsessed with the idea that Vellioth and Astarion look eerily similar and that's why Cazador is more obsessed with Astarion than the other spawn.

I keep coming back to this FUCKING FANART!!!! Like you are so fucking real for this dude I’m absolutely bewitched I love the idea of Astarion healing and slowly getting healthier as the game progresses I’m just GHRBBRHRHHBBRHRHGGRGRRRRHGRRG

Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier

Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[pspsps i yapped about it here]

THIS IS FOR ALL MY DELULU BABYS AND GRILLS

HE HAS ARRIVED

al-an has the personality of sheldon cooper