I Keep Coming Back To This FUCKING FANART!!!! Like You Are So Fucking Real For This Dude I’m Absolutely

so if vampires need to ask permission to enter do they have to ask for verbal permission every time they have sex even if its already been discussed beforehand but not in the context of "can I come inside"

THIS IS FOR ALL MY DELULU BABYS AND GRILLS

HE HAS ARRIVED

based on a doodle i did in class. might come back and add a background but wabam. ryley robinson

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

one of my favorite things to come out of the book of bill is bill basically canonically being slapped with a 60 y/o man so he cant look like a fetus anymore which means people are drawing middle aged human bills with facial hair and i love it so fucking hard

i dunno if anybody else gets this but i just dont trust electric cars?? like not because "oh electric car bad!" but because I keep seeing some that dont have faces

like this (what comes up when I look up "electric car without grill" or "without face"). It just feels sinister. And the ones I'm seeing around me (i dont know what kind of car they are bc im not a car person in the slightest) are even worse.

cybertrucks dont come off as sinister because the entire thing just looks stupid and nothing like an actual car but these electric cars without mouths just bother me. its like the uncanny valley for cars

imagine a vampire refusing to drink blood straight from the people faucet as it were because its the same thing as drinking milk straight from cow tiddies to them

i just tried to show a gaggle of ipad minecraft brain-rotted kids (ie my younger sister and her friends) a dantdm mod review from 11 years ago (specifically the tiny blocks one) and they didnt even have the attention span to watch it. they clicked off after three minutes because they can't handle someone not doing something loud and attention grabbing every other minute. these kids are fucked

oh absolutely

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.