Kbonwhobeebos - The Beebo Man :))

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An actual introduction?????

Hi! I'm Beebo and I'm a little goob who didn't make an account for the longest time because I do everything in my power to avoid making accounts for shit unless I absolutely have to. My hyperfixations/likes: -Blue Exorcist -The Case Study of Vanitas -Baldur's Gate III -Percy Jackson -Genshin Impact -vampires and faeries (in general) (i just like weird folklore) -Gravity Falls (toxic old man yaoi) (they are divorced and hate each other) -recently I've gotten into Seraph of the End and i HATE IT (i love it. it feeds my inner 12 y/o) -The Owl House -English vocaloid (GHOST, R.I.P. Vane, whatever else I find thats good) -Funky music (Will Wood, Lemon Demon, tallyhall) -Sexy villain music (Shayfer James but SPECIFICALLY Counterfeit Arcade bc im too scared to listen to his other stuff. Also Necromancin Dancin by Bear Ghost but I havent listened to any of their other shit so do they really count?) -Subnautica My little brain goobers (oc's) (please talk to me about them I'm constantly foaming at the mouth about them and I love to talk to people about my brain worms): -Grim & Iris (also known as my worldbuilding project): Human girl meets the grim twink reaper and ends up in another dimension that's kind of the afterlife and also kind of like a weird version of Olympus but not really -Viktor and Cecil: Just some oc's i made once that have consumed me entirely. Viktor is an anxious emotionally wet vampire and Cecil is a silly goofy monsterfucker who gets reincarnated every time they die but they resurrect at the same age and everyone around them just acts like they were always there (think Jason Grace memory situation at the start of HOO) -Dream OC's: A group of fuckers I had a dream about within the last week or so. Only 4 characters (Sebastian the witch, Damien the tiefling, Carmen the vampire, and Lana the human). No clue what im gonna do with them but hey! they exist! i'll yap about them!

dwarf, talking about his wife: yeah she's great she's a miner isnt that awesome modern day human: What

Aliens??? Alien pussy? AL-AN????? THE AUTISM IS OFF THE CHARTS

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

This fanart is now the reason I wanna fuck Ryley.

ryley robinson hc moment

so i got Carmilla for crisis right? anyways OH MY GOD it is SO much raunchier than I expected?????? like yeah i knew it was the Lesbian Vampire Novel but it was also written in 1871-1872?????? i was expecting a lot of implied stuff, but Carmilla is just flat out getting handsy w/ Laura and calling her pet names and they deadass make out??? good shit. great shit

i just tried to show a gaggle of ipad minecraft brain-rotted kids (ie my younger sister and her friends) a dantdm mod review from 11 years ago (specifically the tiny blocks one) and they didnt even have the attention span to watch it. they clicked off after three minutes because they can't handle someone not doing something loud and attention grabbing every other minute. these kids are fucked

does anyone else feel violated every time they see an old spice ad because if i see any more unsolicited toes im killing someone

Let's speculate about Architect Society!

I think there are some misinterpretations about how Precursor society works. It makes sense considering how vague a lot of the canon information is, but let me provide some of my perspective and interpretations on what we get in canon.

Architect society definitely deserves more speculation beyond just characterizing them as a race only focused on progress. The current information we have about how Architects operate is underrated in terms of how interesting it is. They definitely aren't a stereotypical hive mind. How Precursors perceive themselves is different from how they actually appear to function. AL-AN's answers don't lack bias. He is an unreliable narrator and often withholds information, so it's crucial to look deeper into the information given and to read between the lines. Especially as not everything is explicitly stated.

Architects exist as a collective—data points in a network—but people often forget that they do not only strive for efficiency. What they do is try to optimize themselves to perform tasks in the most efficient way possible. They strive to achieve and progress their society. This doesn’t mean that they lack culture. They are certainly more streamlined and orderly than humans, but they do have cultural aspects that impact the way they view things.

Some examples of Architect culture:

Architects produce art as seen by the statue in the Koppa mining site and the statue in the Deep Lilypad Caves Body Cache. Even the alien carving from the first game is an example of Precursors producing art with subjectivity.

Architects cultivate plants in greenhouses even though they do not need to eat. Also, of course, they have the Ancient Ornamental Plants that they cultivate for aesthetic purposes.

They hold pride in maintaining and improving a vessel for a long time. If a storage medium gets damaged, they wouldn’t opt to immediately make another vessel—even if it would be the most efficient.

They don’t all use the most popular format for their bodies; there are certain Architects that opt for different styles of storage medium.

Architects consider it rude to duplicate themselves.

All of their technology has similar aesthetic characteristics and design.

Precursors are cybernetic and composed of biotechnological components, yet they start out life as organic beings. They choose to incorporate biological tissues in their vessels suggesting they hold some sort of social ties to being organics. They actively make the choice to incorporate organic components.

Precursors potentially carry some nostalgia for their pre-civilized bodies, considering they model their vessels after them.

Architects have a concept of prestige. AL-AN is noted as the lead scientist for the Kharaa research project.

They have special training for certain young Architects and a Temple of Research that they are inducted into if they are distinct enough from other broodlings.

So, Precursors do not necessarily always do what is the most practical. They can and do practice certain things for subjective reasons. They have emotions that influence their actions. These emotions may not equate to human emotional behavior, but they certainly have them. AL-AN himself expresses shame many times.

While Precursors are a hive mind, they aren’t entirely unfamiliar with the concept of an individual. AL-AN merely says that they don’t see themselves as distinct. However, it is acknowledged at many points that a mind within the collective can have its own traits. Perspectives that either come with a body or ideas and needs that a mind has. They are able to act autonomously. The biggest example is AL-AN himself ignoring the network.

Though a mind having its own ideas doesn’t negate Architects being a collective. Especially when those minds work in conjunction with thousands of other minds to support the needs of the whole. AL-AN is just a very rare case where an Architect gets the opportunity to act as an individual. Even then, AL-AN expresses that being disconnected from the network is lonely and uncomfortable. Aiming to regain connection despite what he did in the past. AL-AN only uses the singular because he's present with Robin.

Precursors being so advanced makes things a little more complicated when trying to discern aspects of their species. We can't push human ideals onto a race so separate from us. Architects—being connected by the mind—do not have the same social structures as humans, so it's unfair to anthropomorphize them with our standards. We can only speculate on how they might work. Just because one mind can have differing traits doesn’t seem to make them distinct enough to classify as singular (within their species’ definition anyway). I'd love for there to eventually be more information given to us about their society.

Besides, all of this isn’t even considering the many unused voice lines that remain in the files that I’d love to go over…

some subnautica doodles from the last month-ish (including the original sketch of that riley w/ stalker egg one :D)