so im playing bg3 again after a week and a half of wanting to but feeling like I can't and i am once again realizing that astarion's sexy bait extends to the people (including me) who bought the game.
hes hot because that gets people interested in him so he can lure them away. HE'S HOT AND PEOPLE GOT INTERESTED IN HIM AND BOUGHT THE GAME
i realize its not a super profound thing but its like damn. his strategy breaks the 4th wall
dwarf, talking about his wife: yeah she's great she's a miner isnt that awesome modern day human: What
to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.
This made me laugh for like a solid 5 minutes it should not be that fucking funny oh my god
rly robnobsnob from snubauticar
tumblr gang i highly suggest checking out the 2025 official website and look at their policies. not for any kind of "prepare yourselves blood mages" shit and more for a good laugh because. holy shit.
THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS like the amount of people who wouldnt have voted for trump if they knew about this one in specific is hilarious
quick edit bc I forgot to say this and I find it hilarious: one of my friends, upon me telling him this, suggested people protest by jerking off to the debate
This fanart is now the reason I wanna fuck Ryley.
ryley robinson hc moment
pass the olive garden breadstick to your followersÂ
does anyone else every analyze a character's design while trying to draw them and go HOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways astarion has a "bat-shaped" nose (how ive decided to simplify it)
First off: vampire bat
notice the upside-down heart nose.
and then, the pookie:
probably SO uninintentional, but im running with it to the ends of the earth. if i ever have the motivation to fully draw astarion im giving him a simplified "bat nose"
some lethal company doodles i did last night while I was dead and while people were selling scrap/enabling gambling addictions (the one w the crown and the monocle is me btw)
Aliens??? Alien pussy? AL-AN????? THE AUTISM IS OFF THE CHARTS
i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!