Ohhh Im So Microwave Safe Im So Fucking Microwave Safe Please Put Me In The Microwave

Can we take a moment to recognize Scully’s very problematic taste in men? 4 murders and an adulterous stalker.

Girl, Spooky isn’t so bad!

Funniest x files moment is the jersey devil episode when scully goes on a date and it doesn't go well and she has a character development moment about weighing how much she wants a normal life and relationship vs being dedicated to her career and the x files. And then it cuts to mulder looking intently at a drawing of a bigfoot with boobs

im never leaving this website where else could i see takes like this

This is the best idea in the history of film.

“Real-time collisions”

you misunderstand. blorbo from your shows is flat and cringe. blorbo from my shows is full of fascinating depth, perfect writing and infinitely nuanced acting, and deserves, no, needs to be talked about ad nauseum for months on end. 

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | (1.11) “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner