Funniest X Files Moment Is The Jersey Devil Episode When Scully Goes On A Date And It Doesn't Go Well

I did a thing. I’m an asshole. I’m sorry.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

I actually really do love this picture more than anything

every day of my life is a timeloop but i always accidentally figure out the exact action that narratively breaks me out of it and i always get it on the first time every day

the american government should’ve known not to kidnap THE dana scully (fbi agent) who’s the partner of FOX MULDER (who shuts down and discovers government conspiracies like every other day) did they really think that would work for them

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave

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