I Prayed You Would Come. And You Did.

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

the american government should’ve known not to kidnap THE dana scully (fbi agent) who’s the partner of FOX MULDER (who shuts down and discovers government conspiracies like every other day) did they really think that would work for them

i think about this a lot

person who does something devious, dastardly, even

I’m just going to leave this here

can i say something ? i want to put him in my mouth and chew on him

+ this gif which the drawing in the bottom left corner was referenced from bc im obsessed with it

dr. blockhead points to mulder doing whatever the fuck it is that he’s doing and says to dana look at that fucking whore. could you imagine if we were all gorgeous like that. god. if we were all beautiful like your boy toy over there would that be fucked up or what. and then he gets in his car and drives away

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry This could be a case for Mulder and Scully

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave