I Would Never Have Thought Of Opossum Taylor But It Works So Well

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

if sylvester was my son i would treat him better than hayle did.. i would give him better meals than the shitty oatmeal at lambsbridge and an hour of ipad time a day. and if one day he embarrasses me in front of my boss that's okay! you can't blame a sy for manipulating.

“Is the ‘fuck you’ growing on you too?  Go fuck yourself with the business end of a broken bottle, yeah?” Sidepiece retorted.  She turned to Rain, “And while I’m at it, fuck you, kid killer.  You think she didn’t mention that detail?  I hope you shared with your team.” “I did, actually,” Rain said. “Did you share all the gory details, kid killer?  Did you tell them about her having to watch her daughter’s face get cracked open on a table every time it’s her night?” “Yeah.  I explained some of that pretty early on.” “Then fuck you, that’s secret identity shit, you asshole.  You act like you’re all for the rules and then you share that stuff?  Fuck you.” “I left out the details pertinent to-” “Then fuck you for leaving out details and not owning up to every last bit of it!” Sidepiece said.

I like her :D

"what do we say to women?"

"I'm sorry I made a big booby ballerina robot in your image because I missed you sssooososo bad."

Sylvester would have loved Among Us...

arc 3: victoria its not ur turn being protagonist go home

Guys this is gonna be the Year of the Twig I can feel it.

i love that as like early as 14.3 Taylor’s fiending for that back alley second trigger from panacea. girlie’s a fucking junkie. finds out where powers come from in the brain and her immediate response is “okay amy. lobotomize me.”