If Sylvester Was My Son I Would Treat Him Better Than Hayle Did.. I Would Give Him Better Meals Than

come on man

you ever just hit your hand on a table and the hurtsound that comes out of your mouth is something you are 100% sure no human has ever uttered before but it's kinda funky so you make another disgusting slurp to follow it up and you keep on doing it and start getting jiggy with your tune but eventually have to stop because it hits you that if jerma was doing this the clip would be immortalised as a psycho streamer meme forever

The concept of Accord is so funny to me. Like he's just this short ass guy that constantly dresses like he's heading to a business meeting. But the second you stop holding your arms at perfect 90 degree angles he imagines the Wallace and Gromit jam machine except its throwing knives at you

"what do we say to women?"

"I'm sorry I made a big booby ballerina robot in your image because I missed you sssooososo bad."

My gf sleeps and I miss her :(

Oh, no. People actually like my idea? I'm going to have to actually write this. Well, guess I'll just procrastinate for a while until I can write on something other than my phone. So I can try and actually write something semi-decent. Yay! I do genuinely want to write it tho. Just it's like the second story I've tried writing seriously and that one is still halfway through the second chapter because Procrastination.

Guys this is gonna be the Year of the Twig I can feel it.

Illustration by LinaLeez

I would never have thought of opossum Taylor but it works so well

Some opossum Taylor doodles for a hypothetical anthro au of worm

Sometimes I think about capes discovering their powers. Like was Jack just cutting vegetables one day and went "OH SHIT"? Did Uber think he was just suddenly really good at everything? Has he figured it out yet? Does someone need to tell him?