Ut Med Junkyard-rustninga, Gje Kyle Alessandro Ekte Middelalderrustning Og Sverd👏

strike me down and i drop a silica pack for loot

crowley and azi doing it in some position where crowley can't see aziraphale's face, and suddenly gets the most intense gut feeling of being watched because aziraphale has -a lot- of eyes on him currently

case that keeps him awake all night

VICE at-home interview of “the trans dr frankenstein” americas most notorious distributor of illegal hrt/backalley gender reassignment surgeries actually just a weird antisocial 20-something obsessed with midcentury “male figure magazines” and drinks monster while planning domestic terrorist attacks on politicians etc

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

dyslexic scholars, disorganized archivists, high-contrast photographers, producers with inadequate equipment, shortsighted mystics, placid hallucinators, pedestrians in empty parking lots, compulsive scribes, those whose work is poisoning them, indecisive traitors, prison tattooers, bored waitresses, new world geologists, functional alcoholics in useless professions, filename poets, amateur degenerates, anyone whose pet is really weird, street sweepers, those whose holidays are celebrated ironically, paranoiacs who have been right one single miraculous time, patchy shavers, sloppy conspirators, honest teachers, failed influencers, those wearing too many layers on a warm day, unqualified translators, prisoners making good use of their time, mendacious cartographers, generous bartenders, and so on, and so forth

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot