Keystew - Boy Howdy

HE MUST TAKE HIS REST IN THE FOREST!!!

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

i would just like to talk to tumblrs ux designers about the app design, because why the hell did they place the "create post" button in the bottom right. there is no need for that to be in the Thumb Zone. no one makes new posts often enough for that button to have to be so accessible. all it does is make me crazy because when i scroll, i constantly hit it by accident and the "create post" pop up, well, pops up and i have to close it and it actually drives me a bit insane

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

He Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet

Cat from Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines