I Love How You Completely Disappear From The Face Of The Earth For While And Then Return To Bless Us

didnt expect to be called out while i was sipping on my tea.

girlhelp I think I empathized too hard with Lightning McQueen and accidentally saw myself in him

how do I know ollie bearman is destined for ferrari? well you see he is extremely talented, and pure of heart, and most importantly haunted by misfortune

currently cooking a bearnelli angst fic. i might not survive. i also have my finals in abt 5 hours. lmao. lmao. lmao.

also ALSO 16 is sulphur (S) and 33 is arsenic (As) so basically 3316 is ASS. which is what the cars have been demonstrating thru out 2025 season. i hope that turns to SAS but i am not hoping too much. the ferrari fans do enough.

where the drivers would be on the periodic table based on their (current) driver numbers

my exams are going on which is why i had set your mammoth bearnelli fic aside as a treat for me to devour after i tackled molecular biology. sadly, molecular biology defeated me BUT i decided i still deserve a treat and went and read the fic and i just gotta say, that is a promising early investment in bearnelli stocks. stocks that i see rising in the future (i have no clue abt stock market lingo i am a microbiology major)

Thank you for reading, you microbiology legend. I hope the fic helped make the post-exam brain fog slightly more bearable (or bearnellable? sorry), and I promise to keep writing like I'm being chased by deadline demons and the spirit of Enzo Ferrari himself. despite the finals. especially despite the finals.

also you get extra serotonin points for saying “mammoth bearnelli fic.” I’m putting that on my gravestone.

Let me know when you recover from molecular trauma so we can scream about F1 properly 😌🫶

ok so fernando being tony is ABSOLUTELY goated. and jenson being rhodey is slayyy. lewis and nico. no notes. we are turning brocedes into stucky. we can brainstorm the rest of them when I'm not half slept-for-two-hours and half should-be-studying my way thru life

“lando would be such a good spider-man”

“oscar would be such a good spider-man”

ESTEBAN OCON IS RIGHT THERE 😭😭😭

every author you love has written something so terrible they screamed into a pillow. welcome to the tradition.

love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

max: i am at truly a loss for words

george, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, max continued to yell at me for another fifteen minutes

might have to use 'have a good one tomorrow 👍' next time i've told someone they were wrong on the internet